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Games and competitions for the entertainment of colleagues

Game for adults "Attraction"

Anyone can participate. The players stand in one large circle, looking at the back of each other's heads. Now the presenter gives the task to press together as tightly as possible and make the circle narrower. And now the most difficult part: the guests, at the command of the host, simultaneously bend their legs and try to sit on each other’s knees. As soon as they succeed, the task becomes more complicated: now, at the command of the leader, the players, holding in this position, must extend their arms to the sides. So they all fell! The presenter comments on the situation with the words: “Next time, choose more reliable and stronger friends!”

Competition for adults “Don’t Yawn”

The players are divided into pairs. They are given 2 minutes to look at each other as best as possible and remember all the little details in their appearance. Now the participants turn their backs to each other and the competition begins. It is forbidden to peep and cheat! The facilitator asks each pair in turn the following questions.

1. Remember the name of your partner standing behind you.

2. Remember the color of your partner's eyes.

3. How long are your partner’s trousers (it will be much funnier if the girl is wearing a skirt, but this does not change the wording of the question).

4. Tell me what shoes your partner is wearing.

Further questions get more complicated. You can ask, for example, what the partner is wearing on his neck, on which hand he has a watch, etc. The presenter can ask about the color of lipstick, about rings (on which fingers, what shape, etc.), what hairstyle does he have? partner. In general, the more unexpected and interesting the wording of the questions, the more fun and funny the competition will be.

Competition for adults “Hee-hee yes ha-ha”

Participants of the competition take places in the room so that all other players fall into their field of vision.

The first player starts the competition. Its task is elementary, but no less significant. He needs to calmly, clearly, without emotion, say one word out loud: “Ha.”

The second participant also loudly and clearly pronounces the word twice: “Ha-ha.” The third participant, accordingly, supports the previous ones and continues the noble cause, pronouncing the word three times, and so on, all in turn, adding one more to the number of words already spoken. All this, in accordance with the seriousness of the undertaking, must be pronounced with appropriate pathos, and do not forget about the facial expression!

The game is considered interrupted as soon as one of the participants allows himself, instead of “Ha-ha,” to slide down to the usual “Hee-hee,” or simply laugh!

It is best to conduct the game in a company where people know each other well and where a certain opinion has already been formed about everyone. The game is played as follows. All participants gather together. A presenter is selected. He silently makes a wish for one person present. The task of the rest is to find out who the leader chose. All participants in the game take turns asking the host questions about associations. The presenter thinks for a moment and pronounces his association. Participants in the game listen carefully to the answers and try to put all the associations into a single image, this allows them to guess the intended personality. Whoever is the first to correctly identify the selected person wins and gets the right to become the leader in the next game.

The word “association” refers to the presenter’s impression of a given person, his personal feelings, some image that resembles a hidden person.

An example of questions and answers to associations could be the following dialogue:

What vegetable or fruit is this person associated with?

With ripe tangerine.

What type of shoes is this person associated with?

With hussar boots with spurs.

What color is this person associated with?

With orange.

What type or brand of car is this person associated with?

With a bus.

What animal is this person associated with?

With an elephant.

What kind of music is this person associated with?

With Russian "pop music".

What mood is this person associated with?

Happy.

After such answers, you understand that we are talking about someone perky, with a good-natured character and a broad soul. You look around in bewilderment: “Who could it be?” And then suddenly someone’s voice is heard calling your name. To your surprise, the presenter says, “This is the correct answer!”

Competition for adults “Blind Find”

To participate in the competition, players are divided into pairs - a man and a woman. As equipment, the presenter should have stools in stock for the number of participating pairs. The stools are turned over and placed upside down. The stronger sex is lined up at a distance of 3 m opposite the stools, after which they are blindfolded.

Girls are given 10 matchboxes. The task for the participants is not an easy one: a blindfolded man must reach his partner, take a matchbox from her, walk to a stool and place the box on one of the legs. Then he returns to his partner, takes her the next box, heads to the stool and... The competition continues until a matchbox is placed on all the legs of the stool. It is clear that fallen matchboxes do not count. And the most important condition: “private traders are prohibited from feeling the legs of the stool, the entire task must be performed under the guidance of their partners, who tell them where to go, what position to stand in, how to move your hand, where to aim, how to sit down, etc. And don’t forget to turn on fun music!

Competition for adults “Portrait painter”

Participants are given felt-tip pens and paper and asked to draw a portrait of the neighbor sitting on their left, with a right-hander doing it with his left hand, and a left-hander with his right.

Competition for adults “Writing letters”

Everyone who wants to take part in the game is given a regular A4 sheet of paper and a pen. The presenter asks the players questions, and they write down their answers, fold the sheet and pass it to another player, thereby exchanging sheets with each other. The questions can be the most banal. For example, who worked for whom, when, what, why, where did he do it, how did it all end?

Anything can come out, for example: Petya, tractor driver, yesterday, went to the dance, had nothing to do, on the roof, got lost.

Competition for adults “Exposure”

To conduct the competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance four album sheets with the inscriptions “bathhouse”, “CHILDREN’S MAINTENE”, “MATERNITY HOSPITAL”, “AT A THERAPIST’S APPOINTMENT”, which are attached to the participants’ backs. Those, in turn, should not know their content. The lucky ones turn their backs to the guests and take turns being interviewed by the host.

Questions could be the following (you can come up with your own):

♦ Do you like this place?

♦ How often do you come here?

♦ Are you taking anyone there with you?

♦ Who would you invite to visit this place with you?

♦ What five essential items will you take with you to avoid getting into a sticky situation?

♦ What do you usually do there?

♦ Why did you choose this particular location?

Questions can arise during the game if the process captivates the participants and spectators.

After the audience has had a good laugh, the presenter can remove the signs from the backs of the participants and show them where, in fact, they were “sent”. Now the players themselves will laugh long and merrily!

When a good company gathers around the table, the party promises to be fun!

But the guests drank and ate... talked about the latest news from the lives of their loved ones and the country as a whole... danced... and some prepared to be bored... But that was not the case!

Good hosts always have something in stock that will not only relieve boredom, but will also bring the guests of the holiday closer together, and will also be remembered by everyone for a long time with fun and humor - these are, of course, various competitions.

They are very different:

  • movable (with and without objects),
  • musical,
  • drawing,
  • verbal, etc.

Today I will introduce you to those that can be carried out without leaving the table.

NOTE! They can be performed in different options, change the rules, add items, increase or decrease the number of participants - in a word, take a creative approach to drawing up a program of fun and amusing table competitions for an adult company sitting at the table.

Let's start with the simple - what's at hand (literally and figuratively!)

"The alphabet is near us"

The presenter names any letter of the alphabet, except four Y-Y-L-B(you can agree to exclude the letter E as well).

Players playing in a circle name objects - products - things starting with this letter, which are located directly next to them and which can be reached with their hand or touched.

Option! - add adjectives to the list of nouns: B - incomparable salad, incomparable lipstick (from a neighbor), endless pasta, C - nice vinaigrette, sugar cake...

The game continues until the words are exhausted. The last one to call wins.

Here's another game with letters.

"Burim in order"

Starting with the first letter of the alphabet, the players come up with a mini-congratulation (depending on the occasion of those gathered) or simply sentences that are appropriate for this holiday.

The phrase must first begin with the letter A, the next one with B, then C, and so on. It is advisable to come up with funny phrases like:

- How great it is that we have gathered today!
- It happened that...
- That's …
- Gentlemen...

Attention! What is important here is the sequence of letters in the alphabet and the meaning of the invented sentences. It is clear that some letters (ь-ъ-ы) are skipped.

The winner is the one who came up with the funniest phrase. Decided by unanimous vote.

There was the ABC - it was up to the poetry!

“Tell me what’s in the package!”

If there are people at the table who can write poetry (the level of poetry, of course, will be taken into account, but the main thing here is different), then offer the next competition.

Several poetry masters are given an object, which is packed in an opaque fabric box-bag. They should quietly look at what they got and write a poem about the item. Guests listen and guess.

Important! You cannot name what is hidden, you can only describe its purpose in poetry, appearance…

The writer of the longest and most original piece wins.

Everyone loves fairy tales!

"Modern fairy tale"

Equipment: sheets of paper, pens.

The players are divided into two teams. Usually they are divided according to the “we sit next to each other” principle. Each chooses (option: the driver assigns) a profession. For example, cooks and truck drivers.

After 5-7 minutes of preparation, the teams must voice any fairy tale they have chosen (option assigned by the leader) in a modern way, using professional vocabulary and terminology.

For example, the fairy tale of a brave cook begins with the words: “Once upon a time my grandmother had a piece of ham worth two and a half kilos...” We advise the program creator to come up with starting phrases in advance for the different professions of the participants.

Everyone has fun! The winning team receives a prize: sweets, a bottle of champagne for everyone...

Try this too! It is not teams who play, but individual participants. Then more time is given for preparation, and it will be easier for the guests to select the winner.

Everyone’s favorite since childhood, “Broken Phone”

Here, the more people, the better.

The driver (or the first person sitting) thinks of a word (phrase), writes it on a piece of paper (for the purity of the experiment!))) and passes it along the chain, whispering in each other’s ears.

Everyone remembers that you need to whisper quietly and as close as possible to what you heard. The latter speaks the word out loud.

The funny thing begins at the moment when, if there is a mismatch between the input and output, a “showdown” begins - at what stage, for whom what went wrong.

Robot YES-NO

The host prepares cards in advance with the names of the animals and announces that the guests will guess them by asking any questions that he can answer only with the words YES-NO (in extreme cases, “I can’t say”).

The game continues until the animal is guessed and the presenter shows a card with the correct answer.

Questions can be about hair (short or long), about legs, about whether there is a tail (fluffy or smooth), about claws, a neck, about what it eats, where it sleeps, and so on.

Game option! It is not the animal that is being riddled, but the object. Then the questions will be about size, color, appearance, purpose, presence in the house or on the street, ability to pick it up, presence of numbers, presence of electricity in it...

Another version of the game is frivolous. You can wish for items from men's or women's wardrobes, underwear, or for the most daring, from the assortment of adult stores.

Competitions with paper

And here’s another game where the funniest thing is the mismatch.

Chipmunk Speaker

Props:

  • nuts (or orange, or bread),
  • paper,
  • pen.

Those sitting at the table are divided into pairs: “speaker” and “stenographer”.

The “speaker” puts nuts (orange slices, a piece of bread) behind his cheeks so that it is difficult to speak. He is given a text (poetry or prose), which he needs to pronounce as clearly as possible (as far as the contents of the “cheek pouches” allow). The “stenographer” is trying to write down, as he understands, what he heard. Then they compare it with the “source”.

The winner is the couple whose “transcript” is the most correct.

Option! One “speaker” is selected, and everyone is recorded.

"Explain in 30 seconds"

  • pens/pencils according to the number of players,
  • small pieces of paper
  • box/bag/hat.

We play like this:

  1. Guests are divided into pairs. It can be by lot, it can be at will, it can be next door at the table. Each pair is a team.
  2. Players receive pens/pencils and pieces of paper (each has several of them - 15-20).
  3. Everyone writes 15-20 (discuss this in advance with the players) of any nouns that come to mind: on one piece of paper - one noun.
  4. Leaves with words are hidden in a box/bag/hat.
  5. First, the first pair-team plays: they take turns taking out sheets of words and must explain to each other the word that they came across, but in no case naming the noun itself.

For example, the word “cart” is a horse-drawn carriage, “frying pan” is a pancake maker.

After the first word is guessed, you can take out a piece of paper with another.

You have 30 seconds to do everything. You can agree on a minute - depending on the state of the company)))

The number of words a team guesses is how many points it will receive.

Then the turn passes to the other pair of players.

The time limit makes this competition spectacular, loud, noisy and fun!

The team that guesses the most words wins.

Fun table competitions with answers

Prepare: a box containing pieces of paper with various questions written on it.

Attention! In winter they can be made in the form of snowflakes, in summer in the form of apples, in autumn in the form of colored leaves, in spring they can be flowers.

We play like this:

Everyone takes turns pulling out paper pieces of paper with questions and answering them not only as truthfully as possible, but also funny.

Questions could be:

  • What was your favorite toy as a child?
  • What was your most memorable vacation?
  • Have your New Year's wishes ever come true?
  • What's the funniest thing that happened to you in childhood that you remember?
  • What's the funniest purchase you've ever made?
  • If you have an animal at home, what funny incident can you remember (what did it eat)?
  • What did you dream about as a child and did it come true?
  • What's the funniest prank you can remember?
  • Do you love your housemates and why?

Questions for the story can be very different, taking into account the degree of frankness of the company.

The winner is the one whose story pleases the most guests.

Are you asking? I answer!

Let's prepare:

  • cards with questions,
  • answer cards,
  • 2 boxes.

We play like this.

One box contains questions, the other contains answers.

The players sit down, if possible, alternating: man-woman-man-woman... This will make the answers more interesting!

The first player takes out a card with a question and reads it aloud to his neighbor at the table.

He takes, without looking into the box, the sheet with the answer and also reads it out.

Sometimes the question-answer coincidences are very funny)))

Questions could be like this (assuming that the company is close and everything is on a first-name basis):

— Do you like watching horror films?
— Can you say that you like shopping? (it doesn’t matter whether a man or a woman answers here)
—Are you often hungry?
-Can you look me in the eyes and smile?
— What do you say when you step on people’s feet in public transport?
— How do you react to your friends’ clothing experiments?
- Tell me, do you like me?
— Do people often knock on your door at night?
— Is it true that your husband/wife likes to look at other people’s women/men?
— Do you like to swim under the moon?
- Why do you smile so mysteriously?
— Is it true that you preferred to go to the village rather than to the Maldives?
— Why do you sometimes travel on public transport without a ticket?
—Have you ever read thick books?
— In an unfamiliar company you can easily find mutual language with guests?
— Are you a fan of exotic cuisine?
— Does alcohol often appear on your table?
-Can you deceive me right now?
— Do you like to walk on the rooftops of your hometown?
— Why are you afraid of small dogs?
— When you were a child, did you sneak into your neighbors’ house to pick raspberries?
- If the phone rings now and they say that you have won a trip to the sea, will you believe it?
— Do others like your cooking?
— Why are you afraid to drink milk?
— Do you like receiving gifts?
— Do you like to give gifts?
- Would you like a drink right now?
— Do you rest a lot at work?
- Why did you ask for my photo?
— Do you like to eat meat products?
—Are you a very temperamental person?
— Why do you eat pickled bread crusts on Sundays?
-Can you lend me a thousand dollars right now?
— Do you often wink at strangers in public transport?
— Do you like to take a bath in your clothes?
- Do you really want to answer my question now?
— Do you like to dance with married men/married women?
— Why did you say that you have to eat a lot when visiting?
—Have you ever woken up in an unfamiliar bed?
— Why do you call throwing a pebble from a balcony at passers-by your favorite sport?
— Do you often delegate your work to others?
— Why do you love watching striptease so much?
— Do you like to eat delicious food when visiting?
— Do you often meet each other on the street?
— Do you fall asleep at work?
— Why do you hide your age?
— Do you snore at night?
— Do you like fried herring?
-Have you ever run away from a policeman?
— Are you afraid of taxi drivers?
— Do you often promise too much?
— Do you like to scare others?
- If I kiss you now, what will your reaction be?
— Do you like my smile?
- Can you tell me your secret?
— Do you like to draw?
— Why do you often take time off from work?

Sample answers:

“I can’t live a day without this.”
- How can I live without this?!
-Only on your birthday.
- When not at home, why not.
- I won’t tell you this now.
- Just not now.
“I’m embarrassed to answer anything now.”
— Ask my husband/wife.
- Only when I'm well rested.
— I can, but only on Mondays.
- Don't put me in an awkward position.
— I’ve loved this business since childhood.
- Well, yes... things happen to me...
- I can rarely afford it.
- Yes, I am capable of anything for your sake!
- If I rest, then yes.
- Who doesn’t it happen to?
— I’ll tell you about this a little later.
- Fortunately, yes.
- If they really ask me.
- Nowadays this is not a sin.
- Do you really think that I will tell the truth?
- As an exception.
— After a glass of champagne.
- So I told you the truth just now!
- This is my cherished dream.
- Let's dance better!
- Unfortunately no.
- This is my passion!
— I’ll tell you about it when you give me your phone number.
- With great pleasure!
- I blushed - this is the answer.
- And I'm proud of it.
— My years are my pride.
- I can’t stand it.
- How dare you ask me about this?!
- Only if they pay me.
- How can you miss such an opportunity?
- Only in the mornings.
- It's quite simple.
- If I get a salary.
- How could it be different?
- By itself!
“I’ll say this only face to face.”
- Exclusively on holidays.
- How great it is!
- They told me it was good.
- Only in good company.
— I consider this a political issue.
- Who do you take me for?!
- And you guessed it.
- Let me kiss you better.
- Only when no one is looking.
- You're embarrassing me.
- If there is no other way out.
“And you’ve been trying to ask me about this all evening?”
- And at least now I can tell you the same thing.

Two truths and a lie

This fun competition at the table for an adult company does not require any preparation. Best suited for a company where the participants do not know each other very well.

Each player must say three statements or facts about themselves. Two true, one false. Listeners vote to decide which one is false. If they guess correctly, the player (the liar) wins nothing. If you guess wrong, you receive a small prize.

Variant of this: everyone writes down their statements on pieces of paper, marking the false ones, give them to the presenter (the host of the party), and he reads them out in turn.

One more?

Several competitions for a drinking group that wants to become even more drunk.

Find the crocodile

This game can be played during other games, as an additional one. It essentially lasts the whole evening, but at the very beginning you need to tell the guests its rules.

At some point in the party, the host secretly gives one of the guests (the “hunter”) a clothespin (crocodile) and he must attach it discreetly to the clothes of a “victim” he has arbitrarily chosen (or put it in a lady’s purse or a man’s jacket pocket). Then he gives a sign to the leader that the task is completed.

As soon as the clothespin has found a new owner, the presenter says, “The crocodile has escaped!” Who did he get into? and starts counting out loud from 10 to one. Guests are looking to see if they are the target of a prank.

If, within 10 seconds of the countdown, the “victim” finds a lurking “crocodile hidden in a bag or clinging to his collar,” the “hunter” drinks the penalty glass. If he doesn’t find it, the “victim” must drink.

You can limit the search area (the crocodile only clings to clothing) or give it more time.

Drinking alphabet chain

To conduct the competition you need: glasses with your favorite drinks, memory for names and knowledge of the alphabet.

The game goes in circles. The first player names the celebrity's first and last name. The next person must also name a celebrity whose name begins with the first letter of the previous one.

To make it clearer, look at the example:

The first player makes a wish for Cameron Diaz. The second by Dmitry Kharatyan. Third Hugh Grant. The fourth is by Georgy Vitsin. And so on.

You can name any famous people, politicians, actors, athletes. A player who cannot find the correct name within 5 seconds (approximately) must drink his glass. Then the glass is filled, and the turn passes to the next player.

The longer the game lasts, the more difficult it is to select new names (you cannot repeat yourself), the fun and company are rapidly gaining degrees.

Insert your two cents

The organizer of the competition needs to prepare sheets with phrases that are far from the theme of the feast or birthday. Give each guest a card with a phrase at the very beginning of the party.

Phrases could be:

The task of each participant is to insert “their” phrase into the conversation so that others do not understand that this is a phrase from a piece of paper. After the player has said his phrase, he needs to wait a minute, after which he says “Win!!!” During this time, any other guest who, during the conversation, suspects that a phrase from the sheet was uttered can try to incriminate the player. He must repeat the phrase that he thinks was used. Of course, there is a chance that he will not guess correctly.

If the accuser makes a mistake, he drinks a “penalty glass.” If you guess correctly, then a penalty kick is awarded to the person who was caught using the phrase from the sheet.

Guess the brand

If the company name is included in the slogan, then you can shorten it. For example: Who goes where, and I (to Sberkassa). This slogan is included in the retro section of our list. In a young company, you can at least invite guests to guess whose advertising slogan it might be. You can come up with hints or several possible answers.

For example: Who goes where, and I... (at VDNKh, to Moskvoshway, to get married, to Sberbank).

Find your soul mate

If the company is about half women and men, then you can play this game. Although, it will fit, with some degree of conditionality, in other cases.

To do this, you need to prepare small cards in advance on which to write the names of famous couples. One name per card. For example:

  • Romeo and Juliet;
  • Alla Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin;
  • Dolphin and mermaid;
  • Twix stick and Twix stick;
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt...

Each guest receives a card with a name - this is his “image”.

Task: everyone must find their soul mate by asking the other guests in turn questions that can only be answered “yes” or “no.” Direct questions like “Is your name Angelina?” or “are you Brad’s wife”? prohibited. Questions like “Do you have children with your significant other?” are allowed; “Are you and your significant other married?”; “Do you and your significant other live in...?”

Those who find their soul mate by asking the minimum number of questions win. The more cards of pairs you prepare, the better. Since only half of the guests will play in the first round (when they find their soul mate, they are deprived of the opportunity to look for theirs). Therefore, after the first round, new cards are dealt and the second round begins.

Option: in the first circle they are looking for a woman's soul mate, in the second - men.

Do you have..?

This game is suitable for a large company and for celebrating a variety of holidays.

The company is divided into two teams with an equal number of participants. We must try to have the same number of women in each.

The presenter, starting with the words “Do you have...?”, reads out the list of things you are looking for. Members of each team need to find this thing and show it to the leader.

Team members search in pockets and purses, those who find them show the item they are looking for, the team receives a point for each item found. For one named item, the team gets only one point (no matter how many five thousand dollar bills the team members have, the team can only get one point for the item with the bill).

So, do you have...?

  • 5000 ruble banknote;
  • Notebook;
  • photo of the child;
  • mint chewing gum;
  • candy;
  • pencil;
  • keychain with at least 7 keys;
  • penknife;
  • 7 (or 5) credit cards per person;
  • small change in the amount of at least 95 rubles (for one person);
  • hand cream;
  • flash drive;
  • nail polish;
  • shoe sponge...

The list of things can be supplemented at will.

Play and have fun with your guests festive table!

Don’t forget that each competition can be creatively reworked to suit your company.

Let this day be remembered by your friends not only delicious dishes, but also the funniest and coolest competitions.

Eat! Drink! And don't be bored!

The rules of the game are very simple. Any even number of people can play (and in general, an odd number will do). If possible, an equal ratio of boys and girls. To begin, the questions and answers listed below must be written on cards of the same size. It is advisable to use thick paper or thin cardboard. You should end up with two identical decks: one with questions, the other with answers. And then everything is simple. Shuffle each deck thoroughly and place it in the center of the table. The first player takes the question card and reads it to his neighbor. He takes the card with the answer and reads the answer out loud. Then the person who answered the question asks his next neighbor, and so on in a circle. Even just a quick look at the list below can give you an idea of ​​the similarities there might be. What is it worth, for example: “Do you like to swim naked? - On Saturdays this is a necessity for me.” Or: “Tell me, do you like me? - When I’m drunk, and I’m always drunk!” It’s only advisable to sit down like this: guy - girl - guy - girl. Because when two guys sit next to each other, all the questions are like: “Do you like me?”, “Do you like to look into my eyes?” and even “What would you say if I kissed you now?” These guys come across it (repeatedly tested from my own experience). And what kind of answers they come across to this is generally “boggles the mind.” So go for it! QUESTIONS: Are you attracted to extravagant men (women)? How would you feel if your husband (wife) cheated on you? Tell me, are you always so impudent? Do you respect men (women)? Are you friendly? Tell me, is your heart free? Tell me, do you love me? Does petty fraud torment your conscience? Do you like to give gifts? Are you making mistakes in your life? Tell me, are you jealous? Do you want to have a lover (mistress)? Do you love your husband (wife)? Do you often travel to public transport without a ticket? Do you want anything? Tell me, are you ready for anything? Have you often fallen out of bed? Do you like to read other people's letters? Do you often find yourself in interesting situations? Would you be happy to kiss your husband (wife)? Are you ever intoxicated? Do you lie often? Do you spend your free time in a fun company? Are you obsessive and rude in your actions? Do you love cooking delicious dinners? Could you put a pig on your loved one? Would you like to get drunk today? Tell me, have you sinned a lot? Do you like to dream under the moon? Do you like gifts? Do you often climb into your neighbor’s raspberries at the dacha? Do you feel dizzy when you drink? Do you often get lazy? Are you able to buy love with money? Do you like to laugh at others? Do you want my photo? Are you often subject to passions? Do you like to eat meat? Are you susceptible to the temptation of love affairs? Do you often borrow money? Have you tried to seduce another man (woman)? Do you like to swim naked? Do you want to gain favor? married man (married woman)? Tell me, do you often eat so much? Do you want to meet me? Do you have a clear conscience? Have you ever slept in someone else's bed? Tell me, are you an interesting conversationalist? Are you open with your spouse? Tell me, are you temperamental? Do you like pickles on Mondays? Do you play sports? Do you love to look into my eyes? Do you often wash in the bathroom? How do you feel about striptease? Does it happen that you sleep at your workplace? Tell me, are you cowardly? Do you snore in your sleep? Do you have a habit of promising him (her) more than you can handle? Do you like to eat well? Are you willing to kiss in public places? Are you increasing your productivity? Have you ever gotten lost in someone else's house? Do you like vodka? Do you like meeting people on the street? Do you often show your temper? What would you say if I kissed you right there? Do you like to sleep after lunch? Do you like to dress fashionably? Do you have many secrets? Do you have a tendency to sin? Are you afraid of the policeman? Tell me, do you like me? Do you think that your loved one should only be told the truth? What would you say if you and I were alone? Do you know how to control yourself? Do you like to visit? Are you gaining weight? Do you often take time off from work? Would you walk with me through the forest at night? Do you like my eyes? Do you often drink beer? Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs? Are you often drawn towards art? Do you spend a lot of time on love affairs? Are you hiding your age? ANSWERS: I can't imagine my life without this. I don't answer political questions. I love you, but at someone else's expense. Only on payday. No, I'm a very shy person. I find it difficult to answer the truth because I don’t want to ruin my reputation. Only when I feel some weakness. You can try it far from home. I don’t know myself, but others say yes. This is my hobby. Not here. Please don't put me in an awkward position. Ask someone more sober. Why not? With great pleasure! My blushing is the clearest answer to this question. Only when I'm rested. Youth is long gone. This case, of course, will proceed without witnesses. This opportunity should not be missed. I'll tell you this in bed. Only when you want to go to bed. You can already try this. If it can be arranged now, then yes. Only when there are troubles at work. If they really ask me about it. I can do it for hours, especially in the dark. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this. No, I tried it once and it didn’t work. Oh yeah! This is especially great for me! Damn it! You guessed it. In principle no, but as an exception - yes. Only on holidays. When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk. Only away from your beloved. I'll say this in the evening when I make a date. Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic. Only at night. Only for decent pay. Only if no one sees. It's so natural. Always when your conscience orders. But something needs to be done! If there is no other way out. Always when I have a good drink! Well, who doesn’t it happen to!? Could you ask a more modest question? It all depends on how much and whether I have enough change. If it doesn't cost you. Do I really look like this? I have had a penchant for this since childhood. I'll ask my wife (husband). These are the best moments of my life. At least all night. On Saturdays this is a necessity for me. I can't say that without a couple of drinks. Only in the morning with a hangover. This has long been my greatest desire. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question. It all depends on the situation. Crazy! With great pleasure. Yes, only within the bounds of decency. Of course, we cannot do without this. This is the main goal of my life. I just can't stand it. I will never refuse such an opportunity. Nowadays this is not a sin. Why not, if you can and there is no fear. Of course, I am capable of anything. This often happens to me when visiting. Only in company. Not always, but often. Yes, if necessary. Anything can happen, because I am also a human being. No, I was too well brought up. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed you can't even imagine. If there are no big troubles later. I'm much more interested in other problems. And it’s not that yes, and it’s not that no. Let's not be naive, and we shouldn't ask questions that are difficult to answer sincerely. Today I don't want to talk about it. In principle, yes, although it will be very difficult. Only in despair. Unfortunately no. Well, this is, excuse me, luxury! Not especially in daylight, but in the dark - with pleasure. ...

When preparing to celebrate his birthday, inviting guests to the celebration, the birthday person needs to select funny table competitions in advance to make the holiday as bright and interesting as possible, and, most importantly, to avoid awkward, protracted pauses or unwanted conversations.

Competitions should be chosen exclusively for table competitions- as a rule, adults have absolutely no desire to get up from the table to participate in outdoor games - therefore an invitation to jump and run is unlikely to be greeted with enthusiasm by guests.

At the same time, the number of competitions should not exceed 5-6, otherwise even the funniest entertainment program will be unreasonably drawn out and will soon become boring.

Necessary props and organizational preparations

Most of the competitions below don't require a host, but some will require a host to be chosen through a public vote—which can be a fun contest in itself.
Or agree in advance that one of your loved ones will take on this role.

Props

For the competition program you need to prepare in advance:

  • tokens or medals;
  • red box;
  • forfeits with tasks;
  • blindfold and mittens (according to the number of guests);
  • cards with drawings in a blue or pink (depending on whose birthday) box:
    – scales for weighing trucks,
    - desert,
    - telescope,
    — alcohol mashine,
    - tank,
    - police car,
    - lemon Tree,
    - propeller.
  • two bags (boxes);
  • cards with questions;
  • answer cards;
  • long nose made of cardboard and elastic;
  • glass of water;
  • ring.

Red box

A “Red Box” with forfeits is being prepared separately for those who lost in competitions or dropped out of the game.
You can make the “Red Box” yourself, from colored paper and tape, or buy a ready-made one.

Forfeit tasks should be as funny as possible, for example:

  • sing a funny song with a serious look, in a false voice, without hitting a single note;
  • dance while sitting (with your arms, shoulders, eyes, head, etc. funny dance);
  • show a trick (and in such a way that it doesn’t work - it’s clear that there are no magicians among the guests);
  • recite a funny poem, ask an unusual riddle, tell a funny story, and so on.

Attention: The “red box” will remain in the middle of the table throughout entertainment program. As mentioned above, it is for the losing participants. Therefore, do not forget to “reward” the eliminated contestant with a phantom - and it doesn’t matter if the tasks are repeated - after all, everyone will perform them in their own way!

Competition No. 1 “Find the birthday boy”

Guests are blindfolded.
The leader moves everyone as he wants.

As a result, no one knows who is sitting where now, and who is nearby.

Each guest is given warm mittens. You need to find out by touch who is sitting next to you, touching with your hands in mittens only the head and face of your neighbor.
Firstly, it tickles and inevitably makes you laugh!
And secondly, it’s very interesting to try to guess a person through touch!

Each participant guesses who is on the left.
You can only try to guess once, final goal- find the birthday boy.

The headbands are removed only when the last participant has guessed or not guessed his neighbor, but if the birthday person is discovered, the game ends earlier.

Whoever fails to guess his neighbor draws a forfeit from the “Red Box” and completes a funny task.

Competition No. 2 “Wishes and funny gifts for the birthday boy”

This is very funny competition for resourceful guests with a sense of humor.

First, the Presenter says the main congratulations.
It sounds like this: “Dear (our) birthday boy (ca)! We all sincerely love you and wish you good health, happiness and prosperity! May all your dreams come true! Now the rest of the guests will complement my wishes!”

Next, each participant must say the following phrase: , and then pull a picture out of the blue (or pink) box, show it to the birthday boy (or birthday girl), and explain why he gives this particular item to the hero of the occasion? If no explanation is found, then the contestant reads out the text on back side Pictures.

The next participant, before taking the picture out of the box, again repeats the beginning of the congratulatory phrase “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, that’s why I’m giving it!” and takes out his funny “gift” with an explanation of why the hero of the occasion really needs it!

So, for example, having pulled out a picture of a desert, the participant first says the main phrase with which everyone who draws pictures begins: “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, that’s why I’m giving it!”, and if you didn’t find your wish, read the phrase written on the picture on the back side: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and let all your enemies and enemies never be able to return, having captured all your troubles!”

What should be depicted and written in the pictures is indicated in the “Preliminary preparation” section, but let us repeat once again:

  1. The box contains pictures of unusual objects.
  2. On the reverse side, as a hint, wishes are written. First, the guest, looking at the picture pulled out of the box, tries to come up with an original wish for the birthday girl (birthday boy), then looks at the hint written on the back of the picture and adds to his congratulations.
  3. You can add other pictures, in any quantity - the more pictures and wishes, the more interesting the competition.

Minimum required images for the competition:

  • a picture of special scales for weighing loaded KamAZ trucks, on the reverse side it is written: “I wish you so much wealth that it is impossible to count, but only to weigh with such scales!”;
  • image of a telescope, on the back it says: “I wish that all dreams and their fulfillment were much closer than those stars in the sky that are visible through a telescope!”;
  • moonshine still, on the back there is a wish: “Let a considerable percentage of unbridled fun always play in your veins!”;
  • picture of a tank, wish: “So that you always have something to go to the store with!”
  • image of a police car with flashing lights: “So that when you drive, the people make way!”
  • tree with lemons growing, inscription: "So that you all year round“lemons” and not only fruits grew!”
  • a picture of a desert, on the back it says: “Let all your enemies go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and never be able to return, taking all your troubles with you!”
  • image of a propeller from the film “Kid and Carlson”, inscription: “May your life always be Karslson, who lives on the roof and brings many valuable gifts!”

There are two winners in the competition:
First: the one who came up with the funniest congratulations to the birthday boy (birthday girl);
Second: the one who read the inscription on the picture funniest of all.

Competition No. 3 “Tell about yourself: let’s play cards”

Two bags (or two boxes): one contains chaotically mixed cards with questions, the other contains answers.
1. The presenter pulls a card from the bag with questions and reads it out loud.
2. The first participant in the feast draws a card from the bag with answers and an expression.

It's the random combinations of questions and answers that will be funny..

For example, Leader: “Have you ever been stopped by a traffic police officer?”
The answer might be: "It is so sweet".

You can only draw one card per question.
The game ends when all the cards are announced and all guests have read the answers to the questions.

Question cards:

1) Do you like to drink?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you like men?
4) Do you eat at night?
5) Do you change your socks every day?
6) Do you watch TV?
7) Do you want to cut your hair bald?
8) Admit that you like to count other people's money?
9) Do you like to gossip?
10) Do you often play pranks on others?
11) Do you know how to use a cell phone?
12) Now at the festive table, did you look at who ate what and how much?
13) Have you ever driven drunk?
14) Have you ever come to a birthday party without a gift?
15) Have you ever howled at the moon?
16) Have you calculated how much the set table costs today?
17) Have you ever given something that was given to you that you didn’t need?
18) Do you hide food under your pillow?
19) Do you show obscene signs to other drivers?
20) Can you not open the door for guests?
21) Do you often miss work?

Answer cards:

1) Only at night, in the dark.
2) Perhaps someday, in drunk.
3) I can’t live without this!
4) When no one sees.
5) No, it's not mine.
6) I only dream about this!
7) This is my secret dream.
8) I tried it once.
9) Of course yes!
10) Definitely not!
11) In childhood - yes.
12) Rarely, I want more often!
13) I was taught this since childhood.
14) This is very nice.
15) Definitely and without fail!
16) This doesn’t interest me at all.
17) Almost always!
18) Yes. The doctor prescribed this for me.
19) This is all I do.
20) Once a day.
21) No, I'm afraid.

Competition No. 4 “Intuition”

Each player is given a hoop with a specific shape on his head. It could be a fruit, a vegetable, a character, a famous person.

The players’ task is to guess who he is using clarifying questions that can only be answered “yes” or “no.”

Instead of hoops, you can make cardboard masks, then the game will turn out not only interesting, but also very funny.

Competition No. 5 “Long Nose”

Everyone puts on pre-prepared noses.

At the Leader’s command, you need to pass a small ring from nose to nose, and at the same time a glass of water from hand to hand, trying not to spill a drop.

The game is considered over when both the ring and the glass of water return to the “first” participant.
Anyone who drops a ring or spills water receives a forfeit.

Competition No. 6 “Find something in common”

Players are divided into teams.
The presenter shows three pictures that have something in common.
To motivate and cheer up the teams, the condition may be as follows: the team that did not guess the answer drinks penalty glasses.

For example, one picture shows a jacuzzi, the second shows the Eiffel Tower, and the third shows the periodic table. What unites them is the surname, because each image is an object named after its creator.

Competition No. 7 “Hat for the birthday boy”

In a deep hat you need to put a lot of folded pieces of paper with laudatory descriptions of the birthday boy (birthday girl), For example:
- smart (smart),
- beautiful (handsome),
- slender (slender),
- talented (talented)
- economic (economic), and so on.

Guests are divided into pairs. One partner takes out a piece of paper, reads the word to himself and explains to his partner using gestures what it means.
If the answer is not found, you can suggest one in words, but not by naming the word itself, but by describing its essence.
The team that gets the most correct answers wins.

You don't have to split into pairs. One person takes out a piece of paper and gestures at the word, while the others guess.
For each correct answer the player receives one point.
The player with the most points wins.

Competition No. 8 “Getting to the bottom of the truth”

An object, for example a carrot, needs to be wrapped in several layers of foil.
Each layer is accompanied by a riddle or task.

If the guest guesses the correct answer or completes the task, he expands the first layer. If not, he passes the baton to his neighbor and receives a forfeit.

The one who removes the last layer wins a prize.

Competition No. 9 “Gossip Girl”

This funny competition is more suitable for a small company, because headphones will be needed for all participants. Or several volunteers may participate and others will observe the process.
Players put on headphones and listen to music loudly so that they cannot be heard extraneous sounds.
Only the one who says the first phrase remains without headphones. This must be some kind of secret about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
He says it loudly, but in such a way that it is impossible to hear all the words clearly.

The second player passes on the phrase he supposedly heard to the third, the third to the fourth, and so on.
Guests who have already shared “gossip about the birthday girl” can take off their headphones and observe what other participants end up sharing.
The last player voices the phrase he heard, and the first player says the original.

Competition No. 10 “Second Half”

Guests will have to use all their acting skills.
Each player chooses a piece of paper on which is written the role that he will play.
The roles are paired: the goal is to find your partner as quickly as possible.

For example, Romeo and Juliet: Juliet can sing the text: “I’m standing on the balcony and waiting for my love” and so on.

Competition No. 11 “Common Efforts”

The presenter suggests writing a fairy tale about the birthday girl (birthday boy).

Everyone comes up with their own plot, but each player will write only one sentence on a common sheet.

The fairy tale begins with the sentence “One fine day (name) was born.”
The sheet is passed around in a circle.

The first person writes a continuation based on the first sentence.
The second person reads the first person's sentence, adds his own, and folds the piece of paper so that the third guest can only see the sentence that the person in front of him wrote.

In this way, the fairy tale is written until the piece of paper returns to the guest who first started writing it.

Together, we will get a very funny story about the hero of the occasion, which is then read out loud.

Competition No. 12 “Honest answer”

You need to prepare cards with questions and answers.
One guest takes a card from the deck with questions, and the one to whom the question is addressed - from the deck of answers.
The game continues in a circle.
The number of questions and answers should at least correspond to the number of players, and it is better to be two to three times more.

Approximate options

Questions:

1. Do you often walk around your apartment naked?
2. Do you envy rich people?
3. Do you have colorful dreams?
4. Do you sing in the shower?
5. Do you often lose your temper?
6. Have you ever declared your love to a monument?
7. Do you sometimes feel like you were created for some great mission?
8. Do you like to peek?
9. Do you often try on lace lingerie?
10. Do you often read other people's letters?

Answers:

1. No, only when I drink.
2. As an exception.
3. Oh yes. This sounds so much like me.
4. You might think this is a crime.
5. Only on holidays.
6. No, such nonsense is not for me.
7. Such thoughts visit me constantly.
8. This is my meaning in life.
9. Only when no one is looking.
10. Only when they pay.

Competition No. 13 “By ear”

All participants are blindfolded.
The presenter taps a pencil or fork on some object.
The one who guesses the item first will receive one point (you can use stickers and stick it on clothes).
Whoever has the most at the end of the game wins.

Competition No. 14 “Inarticulate Hamster”

All guests fill their mouths with marshmallows.
The first participant reads the phrase that is written on the sheet, but does not show it to the others.
He says it to his neighbor, but due to his full mouth, the words will be very illegible.

A phrase is a task that the one who ends up last will have to complete, for example, “You must dance the lezginka.”
The participant will have to perform the action that he heard.

Competition No. 15 “Top Secret”

Competition No. 16 “Sobriety test”

A game for a large company.
The first team is on one side of the table, the second team is on the other.
From the first player to the last you will need to pass various objects, holding them with matches.
The winner is the team that quickly transfers all the objects from one end of the table to the other in this way.

Competition No. 17 “Musical crocodile”

The first contestant takes out a piece of paper on which the name of the song and, possibly, the lyrics are written.
The task is to explain to others what song it is.
You can't explain it with words from the song itself.
For example, “When the apple trees bloom...” you cannot say “The apple trees bloomed in the garden.” You can say “In one place there is a tree, fruits appear on it” and something like that.

Competition No. 18 “Find your match”

To play the game you need to prepare cards with the names of various animals. There are two cards for each animal.
Participants pull out cards and then show each other their animal (meowing, crowing, etc.).
The game will be over only after all the pairs have been found.

Our competitions are designed for the most modest costs, both financial and organizational. If you take into account the age of the guests and their preferences, competitions can be very funny and mischievous.
This birthday celebration is sure to be remembered for a long time!

With an apple suspended on a string from the belt in front or behind, it is necessary to hit the matchbox and “kick” it from start to finish. Touching the box with your hands or pushing it with your feet is prohibited. It’s not difficult to imagine what kind of body movements the participants in this will make competition.

competition "Kisses"

This contest It's better to spend it with a friend. But whoever wants it. The players are equally divided between boys and girls. A beginner kisses a girl and takes off one thing, a girl kisses a guy and also takes off one thing. And so on increasingly - kissed, took off the thing. Anyone who refuses to undress further leaves the game. Continue until the bitter end, i.e. when there is nothing left to shoot :)))

"Spiritometer" competition

In a “close” company, two tipsy men are asked to check who is more drunk. To do this, they are given felt-tip pens, and behind them - a scale drawn on whatman paper, where the degrees are indicated in increasing order - 20, 30, 40 degrees and above. The task of the participants is to bend down, extending their hand to the “Spiritometer” between their legs, and mark the degrees on the scale with a felt-tip pen. Everyone wants to be more sober, so the degrees on the scale are arranged from higher to lower numbers so that players raise their hands higher.

contest "Group Orgasm"

All participants competition lie down/sit alternately on the floor/sofa/bed/grass/desk. The presenter distributes numbers to everyone in order from 1 to N, where N is the number of players. Then, on command, player number 1 makes 1 orgasm-like sound, after which player number 2 makes 2 such sounds, the third makes 3, etc. An important condition: if in the process of making sounds someone laughs at himself or at another, then the game starts over.

competition "Striptease"

In secret from the culprit (or culprit) of the holiday, make a silhouette of a human figure from cardboard full height. Glue a photo of the birthday boy or girl in place of the face. Put on this mannequin all possible items of clothing: from panties to a hat. They can be either real or made of paper. Just pin the paper ones to the mannequin. Then the host asks the guests questions about the hero of the day: when he was born, favorite dish, etc. If the guest makes a mistake, he must remove any item of clothing from the mannequin. The most intimate parts can be covered with fig leaves made of green paper. And, if you are sure that the birthday person will not be offended, you can write comic wishes on these pieces of paper.