A healthy man pooped his pants full. Negro with his hand in his pants Negro with his hand in his pants meme

Yesterday I shit myself right in the city center. And this is not funny, a healthy man shits his pants. And it happened like this, I was walking down the street, not touching anyone, and then I wanted to fart. And on the street, on a frosty day, God himself ordered to give soot. And I especially love this business, give it a gas, I’m still an expert in this matter. When I let gas in at home, my neighbors' burners go out due to air pressure.
So, I decided to fart. He farted when he fucked, and then he realized that he had farted on the pile.
I flock and shit right in my pants, and I can’t do anything about it. It’s creeping in on its own, without even asking my permission for this process.
I’ve always wondered why, when you’re graying at home, you’re calmly graying in portions. I squeezed a hundred grams out of myself, and cut off my butt once, then turned the page in the newspaper, ran through the headlines and again squeezed out a little bit of it. When you shit your pants, there can be no question of squeezing out portions of feces. The ass stupidly opens and crawls out. Moreover, her ass opens so wide that I get the impression that she, without my consent, is participating in the competition “drop a roll with a diameter of 30 centimeters and win mobile phone" The question is, why the hell does my ass need a mobile phone?
I didn’t give a shit about my estimates, I’m serious. I’m standing, already sweating, in the very center of the city, walking home like walking to Moscow on my knees. I’m standing there, trying to find a way out in my head, something needs to be done. I had to hobble around on foot for three hours, and this with my underpants full of shit, I cut off this thought immediately. Forget it, I figured it was freezing outside, let me think, I’ll sit down on a bench, the shit will freeze, and then I’ll go to the subway, and so I’ll run home. I sat on the bench and sat, the pack’s ass was warm. And here’s the thought: if the poop in your underpants freezes, your eggs will suffer the same thing. I even felt bad from this thought. Got up. People kind of give me a wide berth, apparently they understand what I’m up to. And I’m standing there and I can’t figure it out. Then a brilliant thought came to me. I’ll go into the entrance now, get into the elevator, take off my panties, wipe my ass with them, and quickly go home.
So, I go into the entrance and call the elevator. I’m standing there, and the shit is already starting to cool down; frankly speaking, it’s not a wonderful feeling. At the entrance I realized one more thing: I really stink like unwashed cattle, and the stink is strong. The elevator has arrived, I get in, press the button for the fourteenth floor, and unbutton my pants with my other hand, so that there will be enough time until the elevator arrives. The doors began to close and then a cute female creature flies into the elevator. It's fucked up.
“Oh, you’re on the 14th floor, and I’m on the 13th,” she sang
- Well, I’ll go for a ride with you, then I’ll go down to the floor. Of course we’ll eat, I already pressed the button, I thought as I buttoned up my pants.
The elevator started moving, and I was done, there was noise in my head, my back was sweating, and the shit had already completely cooled down.
And I think that the elevator began to stink very strongly, because this creature looked at me strangely. And I was frozen, like why didn’t I shit in the elevator and that’s it.
And fucking fucked up, where that elevator on the 10th floor made a big curtsey to us, said goodbye to us, and the lights went out. I almost shit myself again. The elevator is stuck.
- Oh, is the elevator really stuck? – the girl asked.
- As I understand it, yes, - I’m pretending to be an intellectual. And I’m thinking about what to do with my shit and my dirty ass. But something needs to be done.
And then this little thing presses some button and starts talking to someone, giving the address of the house and asking for help. I imagined that the fitters would come right now, start taking us out of here, asking Pachima, it stinks so much of shit, I wanted to shit even more. It's dark in the elevator. And then I realized that while it was dark in the elevator, I had to quickly take off my pants, then take off my panties and quietly put them in a corner. And when the light is turned on, she, unaccustomed to the light, will see nothing.
I unbutton my pants, rustling things so that even I’m scared.
“What are you doing?” she asked, swallowing hard.
“Yes, I’m making myself more comfortable, it’s a long wait,” and I lower my pants
“What is that smell?” she asked, frightened. I really almost blurted out that it was me who took a shit on the street and that’s why I stink of shit, it’s fucked up, but I say something else:
“Yes, the bastards are shitting in elevators, I can’t breathe,” and I had already completely taken off my pants, I was standing in the elevator in my shitty underpants. I thought that right now they would turn on the lights, the girl would really give up on what she saw. BUT there is nothing left to do, I continue to work.
The girl began to swallow her saliva very loudly, apparently she had shit herself out of fright.
And I rustle things.
I’m thinking to myself how I can manage to do this and quietly take off my panties. And then the wives imagined what a stench it would be.
“Man, you won’t hurt me, I beg you, don’t touch me,” the girl whined loudly.
“Are you out of your mind, I’m the father of two children, I’m going to see a friend on an important issue, how could you think such a thing about me?” I confidently answer, and I myself began to unstick my panties from my ass. Fuck, it stinks like shit when you shit your pants. It doesn’t stink like a toilet, it stinks so much that the flies lose consciousness even as they approach, and then end up in intensive care for another week. The girl also sensed something was wrong and began whining quietly in the corner.
“Stop it, I won’t touch you,” I say. And I’ve already peeled my underpants off my ass, and I’m thinking about how to take them off my feet so as not to get covered in shit?
The girl actually went to my mazgam, she sits stupidly whining and wailing, probably reading some kind of prayer. And I’ve already dropped my panties.
“Man..yyyyy,” Anna roars, “I beg you, don’t kill me,” and then such stupid whining.
- Why the hell do I need you, I say, - I’m up to my neck in problems, you surrendered to me.
I pulled my panties down just below the knees, and I really realized that I was completely fucked up, my legs were in shit, my ass was in shit, and there was a stench that made my eyes water.
In my opinion, the girl was completely fucked by the smell.
- You, you...... she mumbles
- Why are you talking, stay calm, I tell you who gave a shit, it’s obvious I entered, that’s why it stinks.
I think the girl sank to the floor of the elevator. I think the smell almost makes me faint.
But on the other hand, I understand that we cannot delay, either now or never.
In short, I bent down and took off my panties from one leg. Something splashed onto the floor, and in my estimation it was shit from underwear. The girl in the corner is already just mooing like a cow.
I escaped and took off my panties from the second leg. I felt better, half the job was done. I’m standing with my underwear in my hand and wondering in which corner this roaring little thing is sitting, so as not to throw my underwear on her head, and so as not to fall on my own pants. I listened, yeah, he’s sitting opposite, which means you need to aim at the opposite corner.
And then complete fucked up crept up unnoticed. The lights turned on and the elevator moved.
When my eyes adjusted, I realized that something was wrong with the girl. Her eyes are like fifteen-inch monitors, her mouth is open, her arms are hanging like whips, her mouth is like a fish, in short, I still think the fucked up tower was blown away by fear. And then I understood. Picture in the elevator. I’m standing naked from the waist down, covered in filth, panties with filth in my hands, and looking at the girl. Anna kept her mouth shut for another five seconds and fell stupidly onto the floor. Everything, I think, died, I still had a lot of crap in the elevator.
I decided not to waste time and wiped my ass and legs with my underwear. I put on my pants and stood there like an honest citizen, waiting for my floor. There’s a girl on the floor, probably dead, in her hands are panties with a piece of shit in them, why I was holding them, I don’t know.
When the elevator arrived, the girl had not yet come to life, she was still lying on the floor. I thought it would be inappropriate to leave her in the elevator in this state, so I pulled her out onto the floor. Palazhiil carefully put his underpants under his head and ran from this house.
The only thing I can’t understand is why the fuck was she so scared?
After all, when the elevator smells like shit, it means that someone has taken a shit, but if it smelled like shit, then you might get scared, they’ll fuck you, although I don’t see anything terrible here either.
And besides, I smeared your fur coat a little with shit, wiped your leg with it...

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Origin

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Meaning

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Gallery

Seeing and putting on pants in a dream is a warning against a disorderly lifestyle, losses. A futile struggle with the feeling of one's own insignificance.

To put on others means well-being in your personal life.

Taking off your pants means bad fame, ridicule.

Repair - decrease in income.

Tearing your pants - without knowing it, you are in a difficult position.

Wearing very wide or bright pants is a joy in the house.

In very narrow ones - great bad luck.

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Dream Interpretation - Pants

If you dreamed that you tore your pants (lost them, ruined them), get ready for bright event In my life. To make this happen, sew the left pant leg with green thread (you can do this at night and pull the thread out in the morning).

If you dreamed that you were trying to put on pants (trying on, buying), then someone is trying to take your place in life. To prevent a person from succeeding, urgently sew a small piece of leather to your pants.

Not mine, I just read it...
How I shit my pants, in the very center of the city.
And it’s not funny, a healthy man shits his pants. And it was like this
I was walking down the street, not touching anyone, and then I wanted to fart. And on
street, but on a frosty day, God himself ordered to give it soot. And even more so I
I love the job, give it the gas, I’m still an expert in this business. When I'm home
I let the gas in, and my neighbors' burners go out due to air pressure.
So, I decided to fart. I farted when I fucked, I realized even then that
Farted his way.
I stand there and shit right in my pants, and I can’t do anything about it. Shit itself
climbs into this process without even asking my permission.
I’ve always been surprised why, when you’re graying at home, you’re calmly graying
in portions. I squeezed a hundred grams out of myself and cut it off just like that, in a stalemate
I turned the page in the newspaper, glanced at the headlines and again, katyashka
portioned squeezed out. When you shit your pants, don't worry about any portions
Stool squeezing is out of the question. The ass opens stupidly and is disgusting
climbs. Moreover, the ass opens so wide that it creates a
the impression that she, without my consent, is participating in the “Vysri” competition
Katyad with a diameter of 30 centimeters and win a mobile phone.”
The question is, is there a mobile phone on my ass?
I didn’t give a shit about my estimates, I’m serious. I’m standing there, already sweating, right in the center
city, to home as to Moscow on your knees. I’m standing there, trying in my head
find a way out, something needs to be done. It's a three-hour hobble on foot, and that's with
full of shit underpants, I cut off this thought immediately. Then I figured, on the street
frost, let me think, I’ll sit on a bench, the shit will freeze, and then I’ll
It's time to walk to the metro and then I'll run home. I sat down on a bench and sat
Pak's ass is warm. And then the thought, if the shit in your panties freezes, then the eggs
the skiff will pass away. I even felt bad from this thought. Got up. people me
They bypassed me, apparently they understood what I was up to. And I’m standing there and nothing
I can't figure it out. Then a brilliant thought came to me. Now I'm in
I’ll go into the entrance, get into the elevator, take off my panties, wipe my ass with them, well
and go home quickly.
So, I go into the entrance and call the elevator. I’m standing there, but the shit is already cooling down
The beginning, frankly speaking, was not a wonderful feeling. At the entrance I realized
one thing, I really stink like unwashed cattle, and it’s strong
stinks. The elevator arrived, I got in, pressed the button for the fourteenth floor, and
I unbutton my pants with my other hand, so that I have enough time before the elevator
will come. The doors began to close, and then a cute creature flies into the elevator
female. Holy shit...
“Oh, you’re on the 14th floor, and I’m on the 13th,” she sang
- Well, I’ll go for a ride with you, then I’ll go down to the floor. Certainly
Let's eat, I already pressed the button, I thought as I buttoned up my pants.
The elevator started moving, but I was done... there was noise in my head, my back was sweating, and there was already shit.
completely cooled down.
And I think the elevator started to stink very strongly, because it
the creature looked at me strangely. And I was frozen, like what
I have to, I didn’t shit in the elevator and that’s it.
And damn 3\14zdets, somewhere on the 10th floor the elevator curtsied to us,
said goodbye to us and the lights went out. I almost shit myself again. Elevator
stuck...
- Oh, is the elevator really stuck? – the girl asked.
- As I understand it, yes, - I’m pretending to be an intellectual. And I think
what should I do with my shit and my dirty ass. And something
must be done.
And then this little guy presses some button and starts talking to someone
talk, give the address of the house and ask for help. As I imagined,
that right now the fitters will come and start taking us out of here and asking for Pachima
It smells so bad, it makes me want to shit even more. It's dark in the elevator
gouge out your eyes. And then I realized that while the elevator was dark, I had to quickly
take off your pants, then take off your panties and quietly put them in a corner. And when
They turn on the light, she’s unaccustomed to the light, who knows what she’ll see.
I unbutton my pants, rustling things, so that even I am scared.
“What are you doing?” she asked, swallowing hard.
“Yes, I’m making myself more comfortable, it’s a long wait,” and I lower my pants.
“What is that smell?” she asked in fright. I'm almost real
blurted out that it was me who took a shit on the street and that’s why I stink of shit from 3\14zdets,
but I give something else:
- Yes, bastards, they shit in elevators, you can’t breathe, - and your pants are already completely
I took it off and I’m standing in the elevator in my shitty underpants. I thought they would turn it on right now
light, the girl is really going to give up what she saw. BUT there is nothing left to do,
I'm working on.
The girl began to swallow her saliva very loudly, apparently she had also shit herself
scared.
And I rustle things...
I’m thinking to myself how I can contrive this and quietly take off my panties. AND
I immediately imagined what a stench it would be.
“Man, you won’t hurt me, I beg you, don’t touch me,”
the girl whined loudly.
- Are you out of your mind, I’m the father of two children, I’m going to see a friend for something important.
question, how could you think such a thing about me? - I answer confidently, and I
began to unstick his panties from his ass. Fuck, it stinks like shit when you shit yourself in
trousers. It doesn't stink like a toilet, it stinks so much that flies are still
They lose consciousness as they approach, then spend another week in intensive care.
The girl also felt something was wrong and began to whine quietly in
corner.
“Stop it, I won’t touch you,” I say. And I’ve already peeled off my panties
from the ass, and I’m thinking about how to take them off, but so as not to get smeared in shit?
The girl, in my opinion, went crazy, sits stupidly, whines and what
he’s wailing, probably saying a prayer. And I’m already tired of my cowards
lowered.
- Man. . yyyyyy, she roars, - please don’t kill me, - and then stupid
such a whine.
- Why the hell do I need you, I say, - I’m up to my neck in problems, I gave up
you to me.
I dropped my panties just below the knees, and I really understand that I’m completely fucked,
your feet are covered in shit, your ass is covered in shit, and there’s a stench that makes your eyes water.
In my opinion, the girl was completely fucked by the smell.
- You, you...... she mumbles
- Why are you talking, stay calm, I don’t give a damn who she is, I’m visible
entered, and it stinks.
The girl sank to the floor of the elevator. I think the smell almost made me faint
I'm losing.
But on the other hand, I understand that we cannot delay, either now or
never.
In short, I bent down and took off my panties from one leg. Something fell on the floor, oh
In my estimation it was shit from underwear. The girl in the corner is just mooing
like a cow.
I contrived and took off my panties from the second leg. I feel better, that's half the battle
did. I’m standing with panties in my hand and wondering in which corner this little girl is sitting.
roaring, so as not to throw a panty on her head, and so as not to fall on her
your own pants. I listened, yeah, he’s sitting opposite, that means in the opposite direction
the angle must be aimed.
And then the full 3/14zdets crept up unnoticed. The lights turned on and the elevator
went.
When my eyes adjusted, I realized that something was wrong with the girl. Her eyes
like fifteen-inch monitors, mouth open, arms hanging like whips, mouth
like a fish does, in short, I keep thinking, the 3/14 guy blew the tower away from fright. AND
then I understood. Picture in the elevator. I'm standing naked from the waist down, covered in bitch
shit, panties with shit in my hands and looking at the girl. It's shorter than just seconds
I did five things with my mouth and the stupid thing fell to the floor. Everything, I think, has died, I still
There wasn't enough privacy in the elevator.
I decided not to waste time and wiped my ass and legs with my underwear. I put on my pants and stand
I'm waiting for my floor like an honest citizen. There's a girl on the floor, probably dead,
in my hands are panties with shit, why I was holding them, I don’t know.
When the elevator arrived, the girl had not yet come to life, she was still lying on the floor. I thought,
that it would be inappropriate to leave her in the elevator in such a state, so he pulled her out
floor. I carefully put my underpants under my head and ran out of this house.
The only thing I can’t understand is why the fuck was she so scared?
After all, when the elevator stinks of shit, it means that someone took a shit, so
if it stank... yep, this one, yes, you can get scared here, f.. they will, although
and I don’t see anything terrible here.
And besides, I smeared her fur coat a little with shit, wiped my leg on it...