Student KVN. Scenario for the performance of the KVN student team. Extracurricular event "Merry KVN" KVN on YouTube is the best
Cheerful "KVN".
Target: testing children's knowledge of the studied material in the Russian language and mathematics using game methods and techniques.
Tasks:
Be able to apply acquired knowledge in a non-standard situation;
Develop children's speech, logical thinking, memory, attention, etc.;
To foster a sense of mutual assistance in the process of collective creativity among students, to instill an interest in mathematics and the Russian language.
Equipment : cards with tasks for teams, for the competition of captains, medals, use of multimedia, recording of songs: V. Shainsky “Anthem of KVN”, “Blue Car”.
Progress of the game.
A recording of V. Shainsky’s song “Anthem of KVN” is playing
Teacher: Dear guys! Today we met to hold a meeting of the club of cheerful and resourceful people - KVN. You and I will take a trip to the land of knowledge.
The nut of knowledge is hard, but still
We are not used to retreating.
It will help us split it
Our KVN
"Want to know everything"
This is a game for the smart and resourceful, generous, kind and sensitive.
Today there will be an unusual KVN.
Our competition is, first of all, just a game. Friendly attitude in KVN is the law. Our competition will be assessed by an all-knowing and fair jury (jury presentation)
Host: And let the struggle rage stronger,
Intense competition.
Success is not decided by fate,
But only your knowledge.
We invite teams to the stage!
Your victory depends on how correctly, amicably and quickly you complete the tasks.
1st competition: “Greeting of the teams” (teams take turns saying their name and motto together)
Team captain 1: Welcome to the Excellent team!
Our motto: We are a team no matter what!
Good luck always awaits us!
Team Captain 2: Welcome to the Fab Five team
Our motto: We will think, convince,
Going to the finals to win!
Leading: We continue the competition and test your knowledge.
2 competition "Warm-up"
Cow as a child? - calf.
Astronaut costume? - spacesuit.
The father of the wooden boy? - Dad Carlo.
Last letter in the alphabet? - I
What does a hedgehog do in winter? - sleep.
A day of fun, joy, celebration? - a holiday.
Baby goat? - kid.
A gingerbread man overgrown with needles? - a hedgehog.
Baba Yaga's personal transport? - stupa.
What goes on without moving? - time.
3 competition “Guess the rebus”
Teacher: Numbers love to hide between letters and form words with them. But you will find out which words contain the numbers if you solve the puzzles:
3buna (tribune) 7ya (family) 100 yanka (parking lot)
2 liters each (basement) 100 liters (bone) 100 liters (whistle)
4th competition “Logical endings”
Leading: Arm yourself with logical thinking and complete the sentences.
If the table is higher than the chair, then the chair...
If the sister is older than the brother, then the brother...
If 36 is greater than 35, 35...
If a tiger is stronger than a wolf, then the wolf...
If one segment is shorter than the second, then the second...
If Tanya left the house before Sveta, then Sveta...
5th competition “Captains Competition”
Dunno wrote a note. He made 7 mistakes, find and correct them.
Hello,hNike!OI kindly ask you to help me decidesnumber of tasksYu. bI'll wait in my room.neitherknow
Leading : While the captains are completing their task, the rest of the game participants are guessing riddles.
Two rings, no nail in the middle. What number? (8)
Her appearance is like a comma, a hooked tail, and it’s no secret,
She loves all lazy people, but she doesn’t like lazy people. (2)
Guess, guys, what kind of figure is an acrobat?
If it stands on its head, it will become exactly 3 less. (9)
There is, friends, such a bird, if it lands on the page,
I’m very happy when I’m there, and the whole family is with me. (5)
The number looks like a hook
Or maybe on a broken branch. (1)
6. Look at the snake, but it’s number (3).
6th competition “Choose the correct answer”
1. The fox has an icy hut, but what about the hare?
a) stone b) straw
V ) bast d) glass
2. What letters can represent two sounds in a word?
a) E, O, U, A, Y, I, b) E, E, Yu, I,
3. The separating sign b is written:
a) between two consonants; b) between a consonant and a vowel;
c) at the end of a word; d) at the beginning of a word;
4. How many vowel sounds are there in the Russian language?
a) 10; b) 8; at 6; d) 5;
5. Which pig was not in the fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs”?
a) Nif-Nifa; b) Naf-Nafa;
c) Sniff-Sniff; c) Nuf-Nuf;
6. The correct name of the fairy tale is:
a) Crocodile Gena and 15 Cheburashkas; b) Bear and 10 frogs;
c) A wolf and seven kids; d) Cat and 9 cockroaches;
7. Which of these letters consists of one sound?
a) f; b) I c) y; G) y;
8. Which of these persons cannot be called a fairy-tale character?
a) Ivan Tsarevich; b) Thumbelina;
d) Babu Yaga; c) school principal
9. How many letters are in the Russian alphabet?
a) 15; b) 33;
d) 21; c) 24.
7th competition “Name in one word”
(instead of a phrase, you need to name one word that denotes an object - a noun; for example: a brave man - a brave man)
Brave man rich man
(brave) (rich)
Talkative man rude man
(chatterbox) (rude)
Lazy man strong man
(lazy) (strong)
Wise man cheerful man
(sage) (merry fellow)
8th competition “Name in one word”
2. " The letters got lost »
№1.
We came to the garden
Let's look: Tothe tree grows there. (turnip)
№2.
Breaking the silence
Howl in Andbeams to the moon. (wolves)
№3.
Pthe mouse loves to gnaw grain, -
It's very tasty! (mouse)
№4.
In the morning grandma to the shirt
At bI filled my pockets. (sewed)
№5.
G RHe was quiet, silent.
The cap he wore was beautiful. (dwarf)
9th competition “Three O”
Come up with words that have three letters O
- o – o – o milk, hammer, bun, hair, piglet, dear, golden, ceiling, brownie, bell, box, drain, bloodstream, milk tanker, defense, gold, tin, vegetable garden.
Host: While our teams are busy, answer our questions:
How to say it correctly?
1.Do fish have no teeth?
2.Do fish have no teeth?
3.Do fish have no teeth?
4.Do fish have no teeth?
Correct speech errors
The cook salted the soupsalt.
Mom gave meyoung puppy.
We have a lot in the parkwooden trees.
Seven sea cat babies
We sat down in the surf.
Take a cold, fresh shower.
5 more jellyfish arrived.
How many small animals
Splashing in the cold waves? (7 + 5 = 12)
Here are five bunnies
They are walking along the path.
After them
Six are running
So how much is it all
Along the forest path
Hurries to school
Bunnies in winter? (5 + 6 = 11)
Final part"Summarizing"
The game is over
It's time to find out the result.
Who did the best job?
And did you distinguish yourself in KVN?
While the jury is summing up the results of the competitions, we would like to say:
Dear Guys! Today you all showed how attentive you are, what a wonderful memory you have, and how you reason logically. You are just great! I wish you further success and victories!
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Forum statistics
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Here at KVN.
Performance student team KVN.
The first one comes out and reads the letter.
1st. To the village for grandfather... My dear grandfather, Konstantin Makarych! Your grandson Vanka Zhukov is writing to you. I’ve been studying at the university for the second year, and for the second year I’ve been praying to you tearfully: take me away! Everything would be fine, no one bothers you, and they give you sleep, but one thing is bad: the session is already twice a year. And then, dear grandfather, just drop everything and run wherever your eyes look: either exams, or tests, or whatever they come up with. I can’t bear to endure all this, I want to come to you on a warm stove. And yesterday I was beaten: they told me to go to KVN to play, sing and dance! But I’m all like you, dear grandfather, no hearing, no voice, so I refused. And the guys got angry, threatened to beat me, but the rector stood up, looked at me carefully and said that I was very suitable for KVN - funny. That’s what I wrote on my student ID: “Passed.”
The melody of the song “Border” sounds. Behind the scenes there is a cry: “Get in line! March to the stage!” The band members come out onto the stage like a train: some with a guitar, some with an accordion, some with suitcases and bags.
All (singing to the tune of the song “Border”). They took me, guys, right without the military registration and enlistment office,
They took it to KVN and gave it to me as a joke!
I'm sorry, grandpa, but I won't come to you,
After all, I have to play just like everyone else!
There is no limit for you here,
We have a place to fight!
Let's play in KVN
We are not for medals!
We will not play in KVN for medals -
So that the audience in the hall does not get tired of clapping.
The girl will come and cry from laughter,
He will say: “Cool, honey!”
It’s good that KVN came to our city -
Instead of cigarettes and beer instead.
We will play, KVN will begin,
Sing and dance, light up the hall.
Just like everyone else, rock KVN.
Just like everyone else!
Let's play in KVN,
It will be more fun.
There are no limits for you here!
Here are the students' faces!
2nd. The KVN team welcomes you... (name of the institute).
1st. Guys, we are students! And KVN started just like the military! (Sings.) The locomotive will rush straight to the border!
3rd. You don’t understand anything, it’s just a greeting. We must tell the jury and the audience about ourselves, about our university.
1st. And what did we tell with this song?
2nd. Well, at least the fact that our university has a military department and upon graduation we become reserve officers.
3rd. By the way, guys, do you know that there is no club for cheerful and resourceful people in the army?
1st. Why?
4th. Because the cheerful ones sit on the lips, and the resourceful ones stay at home.
2nd. By the way, being resourceful is great. Resourcefulness is always needed, especially for us students.
Musical beat.
All (they sing to the tune of the song “It’s cool you got on TV”). In a provincial town
Once upon a time we lived with you.
We left to study
Leaving home.
In our beloved town
Suddenly they opened a branch.
"Super! - we said together. -
You got it, and I got it!”
Cool we got you
To this university
And I am proud of my university!
Make your choice, don’t be shy,
Be brave!
There is no more beautiful university, believe me!
1st. Your years are growing,
Here you are at 17.
Where should you study then?
What to do?
2nd. I want to be an economist.
3rd. And I am a great programmer.
4th. My dream is to be an engineer.
1st. I am in charge of affairs.
Together. All these specialties
Available at our university.
2nd. To our city from distant countries
Everyone is in a hurry to visit us at the university!
Chukchi, Negro and New Russian come out.
Chukchi(sings to the tune of the song “I’ll take you to the tundra”). I rode on reindeer for a long time
And I came here.
I want to study at university
We will be one family.
So that there are fewer jokes
They wrote about me
I will learn all the sciences,
Even though I am a Chukchi, friends!
Chorus. We will pass, we will rush through the outskirts and the center,
And I, however, will live the student life.
I'll go to the disco, attend concerts,
I’ll take the young city woman to my place in the tundra!
Black person(sings to the tune of the song “Chocolate Bunny”). I was a chocolate hare
But I wanted to study
And from Africa to your city
I just took it and flew.
I told you: "Happy New Year!"
"Go to hell!" - I said.
Your director laughed
And he took me on as a student.
And now I'm at the institute -
That's how great I am!
I will study well
I am an example and a model.
Of course there will be lectures
Visit very strictly
And then at recess
I will sing and dance.
I'll be a student here
Cool intellectual
One hundred percent beautiful! Ooo!
Ah, dear Africa,
I miss you,
But I feel good here! Ooo!
New Russian (sings to the tune of the song “If I were a Sultan”). "If I were a Sultan" -
I once sang.
I became a new Russian -
Cooler than the Sultan!
I have a villa
I have two companies
But I decided it was time
Learn for me.
To your university specifically, keep in mind,
I will come to study various sciences.
1st. Students are different.
2nd. So now you can’t go anywhere without education! And not only young people understand this, but also our grandmothers.
New Russian grandmothers are coming out.
Flower (shouting). But who wants hot pies with apples and cabbage?
Matryona. Why, Flower, have you gone into trade or something?
Flower. Where to go? We bought a computer for our grandson - how much money it costs! I gave away all my savings. But now everything is there: the sprinter, the motor, that is, the monitor, and the mouse.
Matryona (jumps). How's the mouse? Oh, fathers, did you bring it with you?
Flower. White mouse from the computer, darkness! I have no time to talk to you, I need to feed my grandson. I ran away in the morning and didn’t have breakfast.
Matryona (sarcastically). So what does our two-meter baby eat? What's his menu for today?
Flower. Yes, as usual, nothing special. A saucepan of cabbage soup, about seven cutlets, a bowl of salad, pancakes, three liters of compote, twelve kilograms of watermelon.
Matryona. With such an appetite, you can only learn culinary skills and try everything cooked. Why did you choose this institute?
Flower. He chose his granddaughters himself, and how he chose is a separate story.
The 5th comes out and sings to the tune “How My Mother Wanted Me.”
5th. How my mother wanted me
To teach giving in vocational schools.
But I'm afraid, brothers,
Go to vocational school.
Oh, don't give me away, mother!
How my mother wanted me
Send to the polytechnic,
So that later I like
I was at the machine plant.
Oh, don't give me away, mother!
How my mother wanted me
Send it to medical school.
I'm still from school,
Oh, I'm afraid of injections.
Oh, don't give me away, mother!
How my mother wanted me
Give it to an agricultural technical school,
So that I'm the first
A guy in the village.
Oh, don't give me away, mother!
My mother was tormented with me,
We have lost peace.
Okay, there is a university!
I'll be a great engineer!
Oh, give me away mother!
3rd. And we continue our speech and now we’ll talk about what worries our youth.
4th. Like what? Our studies, profession, our future.
Verka Serduchka and Glucose appear on stage.
Serduchka (points finger towards student). And this is your choice, daughter? Nightmare! Oh, these modern youth, and especially your youth fashion!
(Sings to the tune of the song “I wanted a groom.”) I've told you this many times:
What do you wear to the disco?
It's just an attack!
Well, what kind of jeans, what kind of T-shirt,
What a stupid idea!
Nice guy from you
I swear he will run away!
He will run away, he will run away. You're just a fool!
Glucose. You are behind fashion, mom,
For almost a thousand years!
And I'm so stylish -
One for the entire faculty.
And I'm dressed very cool,
Don't talk nonsense!
And I’m a great guy,
Of course I will find it.
I'll find it - doo-doo, I already know it!
Together. I wanted a groom!
Glucose. So I got dressed up
La-la-la-la-la!
Together. I wanted a groom!
Serduchka. So I was stunned
La-la-la-la-la!
1st. Complete misunderstanding!
2nd. The eternal problem of fathers and sons!
3rd(corrects). Daughters and mothers!
4th. What's the difference! Parents just forget that they were children too. We ran through puddles, got bad marks, disappeared at dances and, of course, played...
All. In KVN!
5th. Come on, Aunt Vera!
Serduchka (sings to the tune of the song “Over the Four Seas”). I remember I played KVN!
And many years have passed since then.
Now play too, student!
I believe everything will be fine with us.
Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful: All about preparation and execution
KVN is an interesting, exciting game. Moreover, you don’t have to be a student to play it. It is quite suitable for schoolchildren too.
KVN is more of a way of life, and if students start playing it, they should prepare themselves to be cheerful and resourceful, and also to the fact that the club includes allies, not enemies. Consequently, their rivals are not the first enemies who must be defeated at all costs, but friends and comrades who met to measure their strength. This is a necessary condition that must be observed, otherwise a truly fun and interesting game will not work.
For five people.
The melody of the song "Black Cat" begins to sound. Five people (1,2,3,4,5) walk onto the stage. They approach the microphones and begin to sing the changed lyrics of the first verse.
Once upon a time there was a black cat around the corner.
We walked without knowing it.
But he took the road like an elephant
I blocked it with superstitions about him.
Askhat: Girl, can I meet you?
Julia: Of course!!! What for?
Zhanat: Girl, can you...
Julia: No need
About the weather
To the music of DDT “Rain,” a man stands with an umbrella and wearing earflaps and writes a letter:
“And I also want to inform you, my dear Tatyana Ishukova, that if this summer I do not see the promised warmth, then you will never see your greenhouse with tomatoes again.”
An elephant's stomp is heard.
Hello, it’s morning on Chelyabinsk radio, and our guest, as listeners have probably already guessed, is Tatyana Leonidovna Ishukova. Tatyana Leonidovna, we are all concerned about one question - when will our listeners wait for the long-awaited warmth?
Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends.
Oh look bro, a book! Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends.
- Hey, dude, let's try it! You, like, read, and I will conquer!
- Be genuinely interested in other people.
- Yeah. Oh, what is this schmuck with ears?!
- Smile.
"Meat Grinder of Humor"
Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children’s camps in Solotchi. The heads of all countries are built on the first line. The head of the camp begins:
Our schedule for today is:
10-00 Check-in, accommodation. Algeria, Albania and Andora are going to receive mattresses. Stop! First, China and Vietnam go to sew mattresses.
At 12-00 there will be a lesson in sections. We write down: “Discussion of writing off toxic banking assets” - gazebo near the dining room. “Discussions on the creation of a new world reserve currency” - a swing behind the shower. Poland, Georgia and Ukraine - you have drawing. You will show off in front of the USA.
Skit
The script used materials from the program "Both-on-the-corner-show" ("Rain") and the April Fool's skit "The Office of the Divanov Brothers"
B (important): Epigraph:
I drank a lot and didn't sleep well
I lost my dream.
And I dreamed of an integral,
And I woke up covered in sweat.