(previous parts of Ilyich’s memoirs).

Dominican girls vs. young Ilyich

What else has he managed to do in 9 months in the Dominican Republic? Oh yes. Go to Bayahibe and lose your virginity with a prostitute. A crucial moment that cannot be missed.
And at the end of the post, I’ll probably post photos of Dominican girls, yes.

Aspiratedly: “And her photo is still in my wallet.”

Bayahibe. It was a small village then, no more than 50 houses. Right on the shore, crystal clear water, a very small number of idiot boatmen, which made it possible in the morning to enjoy the views of living corals, and, without completing the mission, tear off one antennae from a lobster.

But it was approaching Dominican noon and, no less, a bottle of cold Dominican beer, which would help somewhat dilute the southern temperatures. Towards the end of my fish dinner, a guy, well, about 30 years old, sat down. Following the tradition established in our latitudes, I treated Ramon, as he introduced himself, to a glass of intoxicating drink. Ramon managed to tell about his extensive knowledge in the fishing field, and also assured that within a shot’s distance [weapon unspecified] it is difficult to find a more respected person, and if you need anything, you can not hesitate to contact him. Just ask Ramon, or call Ramon, or say that I am from Ramon. Sorry. Oh, well, he invited me to an evening disco.
Time flew by quickly, and just after the third time the gramophone was started, that same disco opened, and beer lovers and bachata lovers began to flock to the loud music. To my great surprise it turned out that in this city there are even some girls. True, until this moment I didn’t quite understand what could be done with them. More precisely, there were only theoretical guesses and some extracts/diagrams from a biology textbook.

Some kind of fashionable melody of the time, Queen of the Bachata Charts, started playing with the usual Dominican tune, like “amor, corazon”... Maybe you heard it, didn’t you? In general, Ramon’s eyes, like any Dominican’s, became clouded, and his legs began to dance on their own – he was thoroughly spun around, sucked into the whirlpool of a meaningless and merciless bachata. Less than ten minutes had passed before he returned with two lovely chicks, about 25 years old, whose names were impossible to remember, and I left this activity. Pretty, really. Naturally, I immediately liked the plumper one. Long eyelashes, a beautiful face, breasts = in general, the brain quickly checked the diagrams in anatomy textbooks and authoritatively stated that everything was with her. Let's call her Diana.

Having asked Ramon if there was any unusual cocktail on the menu to surprise the lady, he realized that he had been stupid, and from three items, with the help of Diana, he chose a wine with a strange name. As my advisor said, not bad. When the girls left to dance once again, the adviser asked with a conspiratorial wink, How do I like Diana and what are my plans?, just in case, clarifying that they (the girls) were actually working. Apparently for reasons of decency, a mask of bewilderment appeared on my face, like, what a horror, really, after which I decided to immediately move on to a business conversation, which ended at the figure of 50 dollars, which suited me quite well.

And it’s not her, just let her lie here. He's sleeping.

Late hour time began to incline some to sleep, and others to grandiose achievements. Proudly feeling our full participation in the second-class party (I mean), Diana and I, arm in arm and by the light of lanterns, trudged to some hotel, where the omnipresent Ramon led us. On the way, he managed to do another good thing by cutting three pieces from a whole battery of ultra-cheap condoms and handing them to me.

Through unknown shamanic ways, I found myself in my backpack. notebook with poems, and I, under the impression of the upcoming unimaginable carnal pleasures (seen only in overseas movies on the monitor screen), even read her several poems.
Then he closed the notebook and Next, if you don’t insist, I’ll just turn off the light.
[tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock]
As expected, the next morning I looked at this world with completely different eyes. It had definitely changed, and the brightness of the colors and smells was truly intoxicating. Damn, I'm cool as an octopus! Now it seemed absolutely unconditional that people should treat me differently. Like, it’s a male – definitely, you can’t confuse it with anyone. Fortunately, I lacked a shirt with a wide collar, which I would have to pull down every minute with an exaggerated sense of my own dignity. We said goodbye warmly, and I headed towards the bus, which would take a different person to the bus.
It was a great weekend in Bayahibe, yeah.

Geographically, Bayahibe is located almost in front of La Romana, if you drive from Punta Cana ( Egypt Southeast Dominican Republic ). I suppose that in 6 years there have been many changes there, and I know for sure that merciless tourism has moved in this direction, spreading out a good five hotels on the territory of the once small and cozy Bayahibe, but it’s still worth a visit.

Dominican girls are like that here.

This is some kind of Miss Universe, you guessed it right. But she has a characteristic, purely Dominican type of face. It’s not even an hour, I’ll have a free minute, I’ll take the camera and rush out into the street to come out of our flower garden with a bunch of photos, yes)

Know the correct use for umbrellas. It is here mainly from the Sun.

Emphasize that the author, choosing from numerous photos of girls in the Dominican Republic on Google, is inclined to plumper options. Well, that's the author's intention. Which does not mean that all Dominicans have curvaceous, there are a lot of thin ones too.

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An airplane ramp, huge, bright stars, sauna-humid air and two mulattoes with cigars in their teeth, lazily kicking suitcases onto the conveyor belt.

bienvenidos Dominican Republic!

At the airport they almost force you to take pictures with local beauties. The photos are then placed on a special stand and on the way back you can pick her up for 10 bucks, or leave her to sweat in the Caribbean sun forever, which is what I did.

The small town of Punta Cana (on the Atlantic coast), famous for having the best beach in the Caribbean region called “Bavaro”, was chosen as the location.

Sand consists of tiny coral particles. Cotton wool, not sand. No Crimean shells, bottle fragments or gobies. Go, heel, don't be afraid. It's even boring...

And somewhere there is office fuss...

Unemployment benefits allow you to relax in the royal apartments of the five-star Palladium:

The number is very modest (you know the crisis):

Gazebo beds on the beach, like the apogee of Caribbean fun:

But it’s unlikely that you’ll be able to sleep on the beach. The army of service personnel subtly encourages drunkenness and gluttony every minute...

Tourists sunbathe topless here. Tits from all corners of the Earth haunt ardent natives. Trying to attract the attention of visiting beauties, they sculpt advertising figures from scrap materials:

The most boring place in the hotel is the pool. Why is he here when the ocean is noisy 50 meters away?

An island in the Caribbean tropics is not deserted Egypt with a meager string of coastal oases. If you accidentally leave a shovel in the ground here, something like this will grow out of it:

Coconut cocktail recipe. You ask the gardener to cut a coconut from the nearest palm tree, pour out the unripe milk, stomp with the empty coconut to the nearest bar and pour in your choice of swill. The cocktail is ready!

The used container is quite exciting even without contents:

The hotel's thick palm foliage is surrounded by 9 restaurants, 15 cafes, a bunch of bars and other places to fill your belly. There is only one spa and fitness club for all this. The bitch still looks reproachfully, but doesn’t attract anything...

I'm in a pink thong on the blue coast...

This is probably the same lost caravel "Pinta" of Columbus:

By the way, the capital of the Dominican Republic, Santo Domingo, was founded by Columbus himself and proudly bears the title of the first city in America built by Europeans.

After three days of hotel life, it’s time to take a tour of the country. Just don't forget to take a bag for souvenirs...

The Dominican Republic is a typical banana republic, the main part of which is made up of people from Africa.

The natives travel mainly in American cars:

In general, there are a lot of mechanized vehicles on the streets. And this despite quite expensive gasoline prices by American standards: $1 per liter.

It is considered a shame for a Dominican to ride a simple bike. So at least a moped. Driving here, as in all southern countries, is very chaotic and without rules. The government is doing its best to combat chaos on the roads. For example, last year it made it mandatory for all motorcycle drivers to wear a helmet. At the same time, the transported passenger is for some reason not required to wear a helmet.

It’s interesting, but industrial fishing is absolutely undeveloped in the republic. All seafood is imported. Instead of seafood, Dominicans raise cattle and actively consume them for food. 60% (!) of the population have never been to the coast of their own country.

Sun tanning is not comme il faut here. The most difficult and unprestigious work here is done by emigrants from neighboring Haiti, the poorest country in America:

Domrepa is the second world exporter of cigars after Cuba. All cigars are rolled by hand. A mixture of three types of tobacco leaves is used: local, Cuban and Cameroonian:

The boys are looking for Cinderella:

You can take a break from humanity by taking a yacht ride to the uninhabited island of Saona in the Caribbean Sea.

Compared to the playful and lively Atlantic Ocean, the Caribbean Sea is a lazy, calm lake. Albeit with incredibly beautiful colors:

Half a kilometer from the shore, people are put on a sandbank, given plastic glasses of champagne in their teeth and forced to smile at the camera. This is called "swimming with starfish":

Of course, there were no starfish in sight. Instead, they took pictures with a plastic one.

What did not disappoint was the color of the sea, illuminated by the sun's rays. This is just a head off:

The water near the island is very warm and viscous. Reluctant to get out:

The shore overgrown with fluffy palm trees is made for postcard views.

The Dominican Republic is located on the island of Haiti. We vacationed at the resort of Punta Cana in May last year.

Flight

We were flying from Hamburg. Air carrier - Air France. Transfer in Paris. The flight lasts about 10 hours, but the planes are very comfortable, they feed you a lot and often, a good choice drinks, a lot of films, including in Russian, there is enough space between the rows, blankets and pillows are also in abundance)))

Airport and visa

Punta Cana Airport looks more like a hut in the rainforest. There are palm trees everywhere, an atmosphere of relaxation and serenity)) Visa to the Dominican Republic is issued upon arrival, there are no difficulties. To do this, you just need to fill out a couple of standard pieces of paper (by the way, no one checks that they are filled out correctly) and pay a fee of $10. There are several smart guys in the airport building who, for a fee, offer to fill out all the paperwork for you (I don’t recommend asking for their help, because why pay money if a child can handle this task).

Hotels

All hotels operate according to the system "all inclusive". We were relaxing in a hotel Vista Sol 4*. Budget hotel. A trip for 2 people for 10 days cost us 1800 euros. Hotels have a large selection of drinks, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. The Dominicans themselves are “meat eaters”. There is a lot of meat, some are cooked deliciously, some dishes contain too many specific seasonings. Expensive hotels have a huge selection of seafood, and we also had it almost every day. Very tasty tropical fruits.

I don’t recommend leaving valuables in plain sight (the same goes for expensive cosmetics and perfume). Dominicans are cheerful, fiery people, always ready to dance, but not very serious. A maid can easily use your cream and perfume, and not out of malice, but simply out of interest and curiosity))).

The hotel areas are very beautiful, everything is surrounded by greenery. Peacocks walk around the territory, monitor lizards and parrots are in enclosures.

The situation in the country. What have the Haitians forgotten in the Dominican Republic???

In general, there are rarely high-profile crimes in the country, but thefts are “an everyday matter” for them. Even in a hotel, always make sure the door to the balcony is properly closed. Many guides do not advise walking outside the hotel at night. The Dominican Republic is a former colony, and like many countries that were once colonies, to this day the “white man” is to blame for everything. We walked in the evening, nothing bad happened to us)))

The average salary in the country is about $400. And in the neighboring country of Haiti it’s even lower, about $150. Therefore, Haitians are “cheap labor” for Dominicans; they are hired for less money than the Dominicans themselves.

Beauty standards in the Dominican Republic

So, while relaxing on the island, I noticed that many locals have “curvy shapes” - hips and breasts. Then the guide revealed to us the secret of this “wealth”. The locals believe that if nature has not rewarded a woman with solid curves, then her life has not been successful))) and many locals wear not only a large push-up bra, but also foam pads for the “5th point”)))

Dreams of Dominican women

Many women openly flirt with white tourists. This is all due to poverty in the country. Deep down, many women hope that a “white gentleman” from a rich country will come and take her to developed country where there is no poverty.

Excursions

In terms of culture, there is nothing particularly interesting in the country. But there are excellent excursions to the local beauty. The most popular of them:

When going to a foreign country on vacation, you always want to get to know the local population, their traditions, and maybe make new acquaintances. The women of the Dominican Republic are as bright and fiery as the country itself. What should a simple tourist know about local girls in order to avoid getting into an unpleasant situation?

Top 9 facts about local women

1. In this country, curvaceous figures are welcomed, so on the street you can meet very “voluminous” ladies in very, very tight clothes, in bright, flashy colors. Large buttocks or huge breasts here are more of a compliment to the figure than something to be ashamed of. Even store mannequins here can often be found with breast sizes of 5-6.
2. The majority of the Dominican population is mulatto, so thick curly hair is not uncommon here. Of course, most local hairdressers offer hair straightening and lamination services. But elderly and family Dominican women can safely go to the store or market, wearing curlers designed to give their curls a certain direction.
3. Local women are very open and easily meet foreigners, but this behavior should not be perceived as “availability”. It is believed that it is quite simple to fall in love with a Dominican woman, but then it is almost impossible to “get rid” of such love.
4. By the way, girls in this country can get married from the age of 15. This becomes possible with the permission of the parents. That is why local girls celebrate their 15th birthday more pompously than their coming of age, which comes at 18. There is even a separate name for this holiday - Quinces.
5. Children in this country are raised entirely by women; men are allowed only for harmless games with children and “serious” conversations with growing boys. Children are very loved in the Dominican Republic, perhaps this is caused by the ban on abortion and frequent “early” marriages.
6. It is considered absolutely normal to address a stranger as “amor” or “mi vida.” From Spanish these expressions are translated as “love” and “my life.” A reverent attitude to the female sex and the complete absence of “subtext” under such treatment make a holiday in the Dominican Republic truly comfortable.
7. There are brothels in the Dominican Republic where you can easily find a girlfriend for one night. It’s interesting, but in every such establishment there is a sign stating that the girls of this brothel do not provide their services on credit.
8. Almost all local girls are quite attractive. In 2003, young Dominican Amelia Vega Polanco received the honorary title of Miss Universe.
9. The famous Hollywood actress of yesteryear was born here, who was the first to star in “big” mainland cinema from natives Latin America. Her name is Maria Montes, and she comes from the desert Barahona, surrounded by numerous cactus groves.

So, a traveler who wants to make acquaintance with a local beauty must have three mandatory qualities: he must speak Spanish. English language is also in use, but to get to know the majority of the local population you will still need Spanish or French. Also, the traveler must be charismatic - introverted, unsmiling people will have a hard time establishing personal contact with a Dominican woman. The absence of a smile in this country is considered “bad” form and something suspicious. Despite the fact that Dominican women are not obsessed with money, the guy will have to pay in all establishments. Stingy people are not liked anywhere.

When traveling around the Dominican Republic, there is no need to be afraid of getting to know the local population. For the most part, these are kind, cheerful people with a rich inner world and pleasant manners.