Gentle caresses of the three of us. Gentle touches are the best prelude to sex. The prompter tells him the words of his role

The opinion that men have only one erogenous zone - the penis - is deeply mistaken.

Men react quite sharply to gentle biting of their earlobes.
Your partner will likely enjoy stroking your inner thighs and massaging your feet.
Men's nipples, armpits and abdomen (especially the "path" from the navel to the base of the penis) are also sensitive to kisses.
He will enjoy an erotic back massage, especially if you do it with your breasts. Special attention pay attention to the so-called “cat spot” - the area between the shoulder blades, as well as the lower back in the area of the tailbone.
Men's buttocks are also responsive to caresses, especially when the man is dressed, oddly enough. Naked male buttocks are less sensitive to caresses.

For woman

In addition to traditional erogenous zones, a woman can find “passion points” in the most unexpected places.

Your partner will enjoy kissing the back of the neck and the hairline. The neck is one of the most sensitive female erogenous zones, sometimes not even inferior to the chest in terms of the intensity of sensations.
Touching, kissing and gently stroking the inner thigh, as well as the popliteal dimples and elbow bends will give your partner a lot of pleasant sensations.
Kissing hands, especially the wrists, and sometimes palms, can cause strong sexual arousal.

CLITORY PLACEMENT

In skillful hands, the ice will melt.

For most women, the main organ of pleasure that determines whether she will experience an orgasm is the clitoris. Important erogenous zones are also the labia minora, the entrance to the vagina and the external opening of the urethra.

In a calm state, the clitoris can be almost indistinguishable in appearance; under the fingers it feels like a soft seal the size of a millet grain or like a soft papilla. It is covered with a delicate fold. If this fold is very tight, then the sensitivity of the clitoris may be reduced. The clitoris, and especially its head, contains 3-4 times more nerve endings than the head of the penis. The excitability of the clitoris and the erotic reaction of a woman do not depend on its size. In a state of sexual arousal of a woman, it increases one and a half to two times, becomes dense, its head approaches the entrance to the vagina.

Stimulation of the clitoris causes an erotic reaction only if it is preceded by general caresses, which increase the woman’s arousal.

The only physiological role of the clitoris is to induce feelings of voluptuousness. Its participation in the occurrence of orgasm is 70%. The remaining 30% occurs on the anterior or posterior wall of the vagina, cervix and nipples. So the clitoris clearly plays a dominant role.

In some women with the most optimal structure of the genital organs (sex therapists call such an organ a “princess” - the name speaks for itself), the clitoris is stimulated by the penis during sexual intercourse. But there are few such women. All other women do not have contact between the clitoris and the penis during intercourse, so they need preliminary (before intercourse) or combined (during intercourse) stimulation of the clitoris. If regular coitus is practiced, without additional stimulation of the clitoris, the woman will not be satisfied.

Ball. Natasha Rostova approaches Rzhevsky.

- Lieutenant!

- Yes, sir!

- Why don't you dance?

- And we’ll show you ours in bed, sir.

Joke

You can start caressing the clitoris only after caressing other erogenous zones. He is very excitable, and any woman immediately reacts to touching him, but if the partner immediately begins to stimulate him, this can lead to the opposite effect. A woman unprepared for foreplay may even experience pain, especially if the man is eager to arouse her as quickly as possible, and therefore is hasty, rude or indelicate. Don't forget Dr. Ferrier's wise advice:

There cannot be a true husband without tenderness;

caution is the best companion for anyone on the path to pleasure!

You should not immediately make direct contact with the clitoris. After stroking and kissing the labia majora and minora and the entrance to the vagina, you can stimulate the clitoris indirectly by grasping the labia majora with your fingers and massage in this way, and then move on to direct touching the clitoris.

The most effective method is oral-clitoral caresses with the tongue and lips (this is called cunnilingus), but if the partner prefers another, for example, with a finger or a vibrator, then you need to be guided only by her desires.

“Doctor, my wife is cold as ice cream,” the man complains.

“If you try to lick it, it will melt,” the sex therapist advises.

Joke

Manual stimulation (finger, hand) can also be used if the partner is shy. Oral caresses (with the tongue, lips) assume that the partner sees the woman’s vulva, moreover, they are best performed in the light, since the sight of a woman’s vulva is a powerful erotic irritant for a man. A shy partner is not yet ready for this and at first may reject oral stimulation. Therefore, in order not to test her modesty, first accustom her to manual caresses, and when an orgasm from this stimulation becomes familiar to her, the partner will no longer be so tense.

You can do without sex, but you don’t have to.

All sex therapists believe that stimulation of the clitoris and any caresses of this area do not cause any harm to health and are not only morally acceptable, but also obligatory.

Those women whose clitoris is located high (more than 2.5 cm from the entrance to the vagina) especially need additional stimulation of the clitoris. Moreover, during sexual intercourse, the penis does not touch the clitoris, regardless of the size of the male organ.

With both manual (that is, hand or finger) and oral (mouth and tongue) stimulation of the clitoris, it is not just any touch that causes pleasant sensations in a woman, but precisely those that correspond to her needs.

Some men, when performing clitoral caresses, are guided by their own ideas about stimulation, based on the experience of masturbation, so they make quick and intense movements with their finger or hand.

Georgian girl is going on a date. He's worried and doesn't know how to behave. Her mother noticed this and gave her advice:

Let him do everything - hug, kiss, and when he climbs between your legs, tell him that he can’t, it’s hot there, like in an oven.

The girl comes home in the morning and laughs. Mother asks what's wrong.

We kissed, then he climbed in there, and I told him that it’s impossible, it’s like in an oven, and he said, then let’s fry my kebab. Well, we fried it until the morning, and in the morning I tried it in my mouth, and it was raw!

Joke

However, such stimulation does not suit women at all. The clitoris is very sensitive, requiring light, gentle touches, and any roughness and intense pressure or friction will cause pain in the woman, and in the future she will reject all attempts by a man to stimulate her clitoris with his finger.

The most optimal thing is to ask the woman to say what she wants, or to show exactly how the partner should carry out manual stimulation, and correct his actions during stimulation of the erogenous zone.

If a woman’s genitals are not moistened with secretions, then irritation of the clitoris and small lips with a finger “dry” will very soon cause the woman discomfort and soreness, which may persist even after sexual intercourse. And if the partner was awkward or caused damage to her by strong friction, then pain in the genital area can persist for quite a long time. A woman will never allow her incompetent partner to touch her genitals with his hands.

When stimulating the clitoris and labia minora with your hand or finger, it is best to lubricate the woman’s genitals with a special cream. You can use “Baby Cream”; there are no perfume additives that can irritate the mucous membrane of a woman’s genital organs. Recommended and vegetable oil, which will not cause irritation of the mucous membrane. Some people use boric petroleum jelly, but petroleum jelly only initially gives the effect of lubrication and gliding, but it is very “drying”, so soon the woman will feel strong friction. You can buy special creams that are sold in Intim stores. Some of them increase the excitability of erogenous zones.

If a man does not know how to do anything and begins to torment a woman’s genitals in the same way as he stimulates his penis during masturbation, causing only pain to his partner, then it is best for him to leave both the woman’s erogenous zones and the woman herself alone, or learn to caress correctly her.

Some women say they're so angry at their partner's ineptitude that they'd rather not have him touch their clitoris at all than get unnecessarily turned on and end up aroused but unsatisfied.

If your partner is sexually relaxed and has “no complexes,” then you can ask her to stimulate the clitoris in your presence. Many women have experience with masturbation and will show you what rhythm of movements and intensity of pressure is most pleasant.

In bed, you can do everything that gives you both pleasure, for example, eat, drink coffee, smoke, watch TV, read.

Most men dream of seeing a woman masturbate. If the partner manages to convince the woman of this, then they will both benefit - the man will be greatly aroused by this scene, and if he learns to stimulate the woman’s clitoris in the same way, then in the future he will be able to caress in accordance with her requirements.

Only those women who do not know what pleasure is are sexually constrained.

If your partner feels ecstasy at least once, she will stop resisting caresses.

I went to dance - I need to cuddle.

Spanish proverb

You will be rewarded handsomely and you yourself will be surprised at how your friend will change, moving from an army of sexually unsatisfied women to a squad of sexually satisfied ones. She will have a different look, a different smile, a different posture and gait, a different turn of her shoulders and a different posture of her head. And most importantly, she will become different psychologically, softer, more emotional, more sincere and warmer.

Bitches are always sexually unsatisfied women.

In the eyes of a woman who knows what pleasure is, some special light shines. I don’t know if you know how to see it, but by one look at a woman I can unmistakably determine whether she is sexually satisfied, or whether her soul is rushing about in search of a real man.

It is in your power, dear men, to awaken your partner’s sensuality and create a new woman.

Boy to girl:

-Have you ever had a sixty-second orgasm?

- How is it?

- Do you have a free minute?

Joke

Oral sex is a full-fledged way of sexual satisfaction

“Kissing the genitals of a loved one, some partners experience deep sexual pleasure,” writes sexology luminary K. Imelinsky.

In modern sexology, oral sex is designated by the term “oroaltruism.” This term was first introduced by Polish sexologist Eva Braun. The term quite accurately reflects the essence of these caresses. This is truly altruism - that is, the desire to care about the welfare of a loved one, even neglecting one’s own personal interests. But in this case, we are not talking about neglecting one’s interests, since the oroaltruist also experiences satisfaction from the knowledge that it is thanks to the caresses that the partner experiences unusually strong sensations.

Oral caresses enrich sexual life and give a lot of new indescribable sensations.

The ancient Greek poetess Sappho sang of oral sex, since there is nothing more tender in the world than the touch of the tongue. All the ancient Greeks thought the same. Cunnilingus was also very popular among ancient Chinese women.

In terms of the intensity of sensations and their duration, the pleasure given by oral caresses is immeasurably higher than during sexual intercourse.

“The genitals are extremely sensitive to the touch of the tongue, sucking, kissing and biting. Most women are aroused by oral stimulation of the clitoris, which includes light touching of the tongue to the body and head of the clitoris, as well as rapid licking and sucking movements. both the cautious ones and the stronger ones.” (A. Bova and E. Savina).

A woman comes to the priest:

- Father, the sin is on me!

- What sin, my daughter?

- I took it in my mouth.

- How long did you hold, my daughter?

- 10 minutes...

The priest calculated something in his mind and said:

- Three times “Our Father”, three circles around the church and the sin is removed.

Another woman comes. Similar conversation. The priest counted for a long time, moving his lips and bending his fingers, then said:

- Go, my daughter, hold it for three more minutes, otherwise I’m getting a very complex fraction!

Joke

The famous Casanova always conquered women precisely with his skillful oral caresses and his ingenuity, and not at all with the gigantic size of his manhood. His genitals were of the most normal size. He said: “... I understood the nature of a woman, I learned the laws female love and the fact that the entire sexual essence of a woman is based on caresses, without which her uterus may not open.”

M. Kinessa writes: “Why should kissing the genitals of a loved one be considered a shameful thing? What’s better than cheeks, lips, a hand, which have many times fewer erogenous nerve endings? And there should be no shame, not even signs of shame, here. On the contrary, in a loving family this should become the norm of sexual life, a sexual delicacy, the first sign of deep respect between partners for each other. What's so shameful about this? Why isn't a woman ashamed when she spreads her legs and allows a man to insert his penis into her vagina and lie on top of her? Why should she only know rough sexual intercourse, reminiscent of animal mating? Why shouldn't she experience the sweetest caresses associated with kissing the clitoris? A man and a woman kissing each other's genitals is the most beautiful and the best remedy inciting passion in the genitals.”

At the 22nd World Conference of Sexologists in 1969, the English sexologist Gray, in his report “On the State of Modern Sexual Culture in Europe,” said that sexual culture in the West has advanced significantly - wives use oral caresses, but husbands also successfully use the tongue caresses of their wives. According to statistical data, families where wives use caresses with their mouths and tongues are rated as the strongest today. And it is absolutely certain that women who receive oral sex are absolutely faithful to their husbands and are not prone to cheating under any circumstances.

At an international oral sex competition, first place was taken by a madam who solved a Rubik's cube in her mouth with her tongue.

Joke

All modern sex therapists approve and recommend kissing the genitals of a beloved partner, rightly considering them the most physiological and gentle in the entire arsenal of sexual sophistication. There is no damage to morality during the mutual caresses of two loving people; everything that causes tenderness and affection between spouses for each other is all moral. This is beneficial not only in a spiritual sense, bringing partners together who give each other pleasure, but also in terms of health benefits, since in the absence of sexual satisfaction, both men and women experience various disorders.

Oral sex is especially important for a woman. A man can regularly experience orgasm during normal sexual intercourse, since a woman’s vagina provides him with all the necessary stimulation, and oral sex is a “sexual delicacy” and variety for him.

The vast majority of women without clitoral caresses during normal sexual intercourse cannot experience orgasm, since sexual satisfaction for many women is directly related to the stimulation of this organ of sexual pleasure, so caresses on the clitoris become of paramount importance for them. And this has nothing to do with sexual coldness; this is a normal reaction of most women.

Even after the spouses have mutually cooled off, the use of oral sex can restore their attraction to each other and sexual harmony. It happens that even after many years, when there is no intimate relationship between spouses, harmonious relationships can be restored.

Galina and Maxim met when she was 18 years old, he was 26. Maxim did not yet have problems with erections, but he did not refuse cunnilingus.

Before him, Gali had two sexual partners, but the proximity left her indifferent. She has a clitoral version of orgasm, so the hasty frictions of her former inept partners left her indifferent. With Maxim everything was different. As soon as they met, they went to his parents’ dacha and spent two weeks together, happy and in love. From the very first time with cunnilingus, Galya had a long orgasm, and while, in her words, she was “shaking all over” from the sensation experienced, Maxim carried out sexual intercourse, and Galya thought that her pleasure continued and even intensified. Her excitement did not subside, and if Maxim caressed her with his tongue again after sexual intercourse, then Gali again had an orgasm. And this happened several times.

She remembers that period as a “celebration of the body,” a complete unity of bodies and souls. She liked everything about Maxim, she considered him handsome, the smartest and most attractive of all the men with whom she had the opportunity to communicate. Upon returning, they immediately submitted an application to the registry office and three months later became husband and wife.

They lived well for 14 years, but from about the age of 40 Maxim began to have problems with erection. Not during every sexual intercourse, but sometimes the erection was sluggish, and Maxim could not insert the penis and have intercourse. Previously, he performed cunnilingus on his wife before intercourse, since otherwise Galina could not achieve orgasm. But several times after cunnilingus, Maxim was unable to perform sexual intercourse. For some reason, he decided to refuse his wife’s help, and if he felt that his erection was sluggish, he told his wife that he was already satisfied that she felt good and did not want intercourse.

Galina had no idea about anything, since he had never had such problems before. She was grateful to her husband for the pleasure he had received, kissed and hugged him, whispered kind words to him, and Maxim considered himself the most unfortunate person in the world. Most of all, he was afraid that his wife would guess everything when she felt his weak erection. Because of this, more and more often, under various plausible pretexts, he began to avoid intimate relationships.

Maxim constantly thought that he was probably already old, and his wife was still young (she is six years younger than him) and was in the prime of her sexuality; sooner or later she will understand that her husband has already “got into circulation.” He lost peace and sleep, could not concentrate at work and caught himself thinking that he was constantly wondering if his wife had a lover, why she did not take the initiative, because before Galya was much more active in bed and began to caress him first, but now she kisses him good night and falls asleep calmly.

Tormented by jealousy, he even tried to keep an eye on his wife, waited for her near work and quietly followed her, but she calmly drove home or stopped at the shops on the way. He told her that he was leaving on a business trip, but that same evening he came home with a falsely cheerful smile, saying that he had canceled the trip. Having made sure that his wife did not have a lover, he, however, did not calm down. It seemed to him that Galina would not tolerate being without intimate relationships for so long and sooner or later would find a replacement for him. Maxim became absent-minded, thoughtful, and answered his colleagues’ questions inappropriately. After suffering like this for two years, he asked for help.

Later his wife came to the reception. Galina had long noticed that her husband was depressed, did not seek intimacy in her, and suspected that he had taken a mistress. Having learned that he was worried about a weak erection and that is why he avoids intimacy, fearing a fiasco, Galina laughed: “Why do I need his erection! I can do without sexual intercourse at all. For me, even if Maxim were a castrato, but he was just as gentle with me and caressed me just as much as before, then I don’t need anything else:”

This couple's problem was resolved. It turned out that Maxim, although he had a fairly wide range of acceptability, for some reason did not practice fellatio. He told me that he had experience in fellatio with his previous mistresses, but either the mistresses were inexperienced, or he had a prejudice against fellatio, but with Galina he did not want to have oral sex. “Not that I was a prude, but it just seemed to me that in my situation asking my wife for oral sex would mean admitting my complete failure. I still wanted to be a man and have the opportunity to have a normal sex life.”

They tried fellatio, but it didn't work out right away. Maxim could not help feeling that this type of stimulation was somehow artificial. It seemed to him that Galina herself, who had no experience of fellatio before, did not like it, and maybe even was disgusted, and she agreed to it only to help him achieve an erection. Maxim tried to hide his embarrassment with humorous words: “Well, let’s start treatment, as the doctor told us.” At first he was constrained, he kept looking at his penis, waiting to see if there would be an erection. Galina tried very hard, but her husband’s attitude hindered her. She felt his reaction, and since she herself was not aroused at that moment, she also treated oral stimulation of her husband’s penis as a “treatment.”

After trying several times, they came to the appointment discouraged. A course of sex therapy was conducted and then they swapped the order of sexual satisfaction. At first, Maxim brought Galina to orgasm with the help of cunnilingus, and then the grateful Galina performed fellatio in a completely different way. She herself said that she felt such boundless tenderness and gratitude for her husband that she did it “with inspiration.”

Oral sex can solve many problems. It happens that with manual (hand) or other stimulation, a man’s erection is insufficient, but oral stimulation causes a good erection.

The artist, completely unaware of the role, goes on stage and sits down on a chair.

The prompter tells him the words of his role:

- Yes, Fedor, my hands are no longer the same.

Actor:

- Yes, Fedor, my working hands are no longer the same, these hands are no longer the same.

Prompter:

- And the eyes too.

Actor:

- And my eyes, Fyodor, are also not the same, my eyes are not the same...

The prompter takes a glass of tea. The actor repeats his movements. The prompter waves his hands, showing that this is not necessary, and in a whisper suggests what the actor should do: “Get up slowly...”. The actor looks at the prompter in bewilderment. He makes movements with his hands, trying to explain that the actor must get up from his chair.

The actor, continuing to sit, puts his hands on his lower abdomen:

- And finally, about the main thing, Fedor...

Joke

Among modern young people there are no ardent opponents of oral sex. In any case, I have never met such men among mentally healthy men. Only people with repressed sexuality or mental disorders are vehemently opposed to fellatio.

But among representatives of the older generation there are many ardent opponents of fellatio. In fact, they simply haven’t tried it, and that’s why they reject it.

I once gave an interview to a journalist, and she said: “No, I won’t write this. The editor-in-chief will have a heart attack if I write that you teach patients how to give blowjobs.” I recently spoke with a young, advanced journalist and said that I do live sex therapy, perhaps the only sexologist in Russia, and cited a conversation with the above-mentioned journalist, of course. without mentioning her name or publication. We talked with him “for life” for more than two hours, and he came to interview me as an author of detective novels, and not as a sexologist. However, in an interview he published these words of mine, and many elderly people regarded this as shocking. How outrageous this can be if this is my job! Just like any other sexologist! People with repressed sexuality and a narrow range of acceptability need to seek professional help rather than impose their sanctimonious views on society by condemning what is not available to them.

A woman comes to church.

- Father, the sin is on me... I took it in my hands.

- Go to the river on Sunday, put your hands down, the water will wash away your sin.

On Sunday, only male parishioners came to church, without their wives. The priest sends a clerk to find out where the women are.

- Father, all the women are standing near the river, soaking their hands in the water, and mother is rinsing her mouth.

Joke

As soon as a man, no matter how old he is, experiences fellatio at least once, he will not only cease to be an opponent of oral sex, but will also beg for his partner to pamper him with this exquisite caress.

“A man will never exchange his sexual partner, skilled in oroaltruistic caresses, for any other woman,” writes Polish sexologist M. Kinessa.

The same applies to women. Many people, having tried it once, then prefer oral sex to regular coitus, or oral sex becomes an integral part of foreplay.

Even after one of the spouses cools down or cheats, as a result of which the cheater gains certain experience, it is possible to restore harmonious sexual relationships.

-Have you heard that scientists say that Eve was unfaithful to Adam?

- This can’t be! There were no other men besides Adam then!

- What does “other men” have to do with it! Didn’t they teach you at school that man descended from a monkey?!

Joke

At first family life Things were going well between Marina and Mikhail. Her husband loved her, she considered him a decent man, good husband and father, appreciated her husband for his kindness and attention. After her second birth, she experienced severe bleeding that was life-threatening (she had multiple fibroids). Considering that she already has two children, gynecologists decided to amputate Marina’s uterus.

After that, something broke in her. She hid from her husband that she had her uterus removed, fearing that he would not receive satisfaction - like many people, Marina believed that such an operation affected a man’s feelings. It seemed to her that intercourse would be painful for her; During sexual intercourse, the woman tensely waited that she was about to be hurt. For some reason, she decided that if she had pain, the question of a repeat operation might arise and she was very afraid of this.

Because of all these fears, Marina began to avoid intimacy. She had never experienced orgasm, so abstinence did not bother her. Mikhail always treated his wife with care and after several of her refusals under the pretext of pain and ill health, he no longer insisted. IN Lately Marina was depressed and sad all the time, and this also affected Mikhail.

One day, when his wife and children were relaxing at the dacha, Svetlana, Marina’s cousin, came to visit them. At his wife’s request, he took his guest around Moscow, and in the evenings they drank a little, chatted about trifles and told each other about their lives. He immediately liked Svetlana. Long-term sexual abstinence also had an effect. And, as often happens, when a man and a woman spend a lot of time together, they were drawn to each other and became lovers.

Svetlana is 6 years younger than her cousin and turned out to be an experienced lover. After the first time, she told her newly-made lover that it was high time for him to abandon such a primitive technique, which is practiced only by “dense scoops,” and taught him all the intricacies of oral sex.

Mikhail did not dare to immediately try everything he had learned with his wife. Having seen off his mistress, he went to the dacha that same evening and, hugging his wife, whispered that during these two weeks he had missed her very much, caressed his wife for a long time and was glad to see that he had managed to arouse her. She didn’t guess anything, deciding that her husband was really bored while apart. For the first time in many months, Mikhail again spoke kind words to his wife. Later, Marina told me how she was worried about her obesity; it seemed to her that she had become so ugly that her husband was no longer attracted to her. But Mikhail was not embarrassed by her plumpness. Gradually he taught his wife to perform oral sex. She never found out who taught him this technique, and was sure that her husband learned it himself, wanting to please her.

Marina began to experience orgasm regularly. She immediately became cheerful, took care of herself, lost weight and became prettier. Many years have passed since then, but now she looks much better than when she was depressed and sad. I remember her previous expression with the downturned corners of her lips and the crease between her eyebrows. Now she is a completely different woman, blooming and happy. Marina has long forgotten that her uterus was amputated, and this does not matter to her feelings.

A married couple after a cool party.

- Darling, weren’t you the one who gave me a great session of oral sex in the bathroom?

- Depends on what time it is, honey.

Joke

In the preface to his book “Erotization of Marriage Life and Sex Therapy,” Dr. Janis Zalitis cites a letter from one of his patients with the title: “Why didn’t I kill my wife?” The patient, seeing how his wife is caressed in all intimate places her lover, how she blossoms under his caresses, had already picked up a gun, deciding who to kill first, but came to his senses in time, realizing that he himself had never caressed his wife like that; she agreed to his demands with silent submission and lay down with him as if on the chopping block. Realizing this, he and his wife turned to Dr. Zalitis, and although at first the couple sat in his office, hating each other, the doctor’s recommendations helped them save their family, the wife experienced an orgasm with her husband for the first time, and both spouses no longer thought about looking for new partners. Ten years later, this patient writes a letter of gratitude to his doctor. There are many such cases in the practice of any sexologist.

Oral caresses are recommended for partners of any age, and with age their importance increases due to a decrease in physical activity and illness, when large physical exercise contraindicated. In these cases, oral sex is irreplaceable. And sexual release after oral sex has a beneficial effect on a person’s overall well-being.

Mutual oral sex can be used if, for some reason, normal sexual intercourse is undesirable, for example, it is painful for the woman.

Everything that happens between two loving people during intimacy, everything that brings them together spiritually and brings them pleasure, everything that happens in the marital bedroom and does not go beyond the bed of love - everything is completely natural and necessary. Hypocritical views on the behavior of partners during sexual games and caresses are completely inappropriate.

A young, inexperienced sperm asks an experienced veteran:

- How can you distinguish an egg?

Look for the black dot. As soon as you see her, immediately fly to her and ask: “Are you an egg?” If the answer is “yes,” immediately merge with her!

The young man immediately got into the topic. It came down to it. He flies in and looks - a huge black dot. He flies headlong towards her and asks:

-Are you an egg?

- No, I am a caries!

Joke

Conditions for oral sex

Wash the forbidden fruit before eating.

The first necessary condition for orogenital contacts should be genital hygiene.

If you shower once a week and have oral sex in the hallway or attic, then this is truly absolutely unacceptable. In a car or other inappropriate place, oral sex without preliminary hygienic measures is also unlikely to cause aesthetic and sensual pleasure.

For partners who have no idea about genital hygiene, oral sex is not only not recommended, but also contraindicated.

An unpleasant smell can completely discourage desire and interest not only in oral sex, but also in sex in general and in such a slob partner. And even more so, this is unacceptable when a woman is such a slob.

A shower before intimacy, no matter what method of sexual satisfaction the partners choose, is strictly required. You don’t need to pour half a bottle of perfume on yourself, and you don’t have to spray your genitals with deodorant.

The genitals should simply be clean, and then their natural smell is very pleasant. Many men talk about this, and it even excites them.

A holy place must be clean.

Kostya and Natasha, both 19 years old. Students. They have been living together for six months and are planning to get married. Kostya came first with a naive question: is it normal that he wants to have oral sex with his girlfriend.

“I love kissing her so much, I love the way she smells,” said Kostya, “but when I try to do this, she shrinks all over, closes her legs tightly, pulls the sheet over herself and pushes me away. I can’t caress her by force, and I don’t know how to explain that I like it myself. It got to the point where we started quarreling over this, and Natasha called me a “pervert.” To prove to her that I was not a “pervert,” I put on a cassette with a pornographic film, where a man was also kissing his partner below, and she screamed: “Turn off this abomination immediately! And I know that this is not a perversion at all, only we are so notorious, but you can’t prove this to Natasha, when I try to talk to her, she covers her ears with her hands and says that she doesn’t want to hear anything.”

The most remarkable thing is that when Kostya persuaded his lover to come for a consultation, it turned out that Natasha was not only well aware of oral sex and that it was not a “perversion.” She dreamed of trying with Kostya, but was shy, believing that Kostya would compare her with beautiful porn stars, and she didn’t like her own figure at all - her breasts were supposedly too small. And she generally considered her genitals disgusting.

Since Kostya had already attempted cunnilingus more than once, Natasha hoped that someday it would come true, but for some reason she was sure that a woman should desperately resist this, otherwise he would think that she was “depraved” or had already tried with someone something else.

In the evening, Natasha always took a shower, washed herself thoroughly with soap, including her genitals, and nevertheless, she was very afraid that there might be some kind of unpleasant smell, Kostya would be disgusted by touching her genitals with his tongue, because of this he would stop loving her and quit. She even wanted to spray her genitals with perfume, but she was afraid that Kostya would misunderstand her and decide that she had perfumed herself on purpose - supposedly she herself was offering him cunnylungus.

“I won’t even let this smell!”

Helping this couple was not difficult, but you can see how much prejudice exists even in young people due to misconceptions about what is and is not allowed. And for other couples, such prejudices and a narrow range of acceptability can be a serious obstacle not only to oral sex, but also to any form of sexual expression in general, except for primitive intercourse in a normal position.

Patients often ask me questions related to fear of an unpleasant odor, which, in their opinion, can cause a negative attitude from their partner. They do not neglect showering and personal hygiene, they are simply afraid that the vagina may have a specific smell that their partner will not like. According to doctors, the vagina of a healthy woman is self-cleaning, and there is no unpleasant odor. If there is one, it means that the woman has gynecological diseases that need to be treated.

So, the first necessary condition for orogenital contacts, as in general for any intimate intimacy, should be genital hygiene.

In terms of cleanliness, the genitals of men and women should be as clean as their face before oral sex.

In the West, some women use special deodorants to irrigate the vagina and ask doctors whether they can use them. There is no need to use any deodorants to irrigate the vagina.

The natural scent of a woman is very attractive to a man. Of course, the genitals must be perfectly clean.

Moreover, for some reason the problem of smell confuses women much more often than men. Men don’t ask about this at all, therefore it doesn’t bother them.

Some women spray their genital hair with perfume or other substances to give the genitals a pleasant, slightly arousing scent. If a man likes any light scent of perfume, then this is not contraindicated, the only condition is that perfume should not come into contact with the genital mucosa, as this can cause a burn. You can only irrigate the pubic area or inner thighs. But it is important not to overdo it, as perfumes containing alcohol and aromatic components can get on the mucous membrane of the head of the penis, which will cause a burn or irritation.

Many men do not like any perfume, preferring the natural smell of a clean body.

“You can use vaginal deodorants, but the deodorant should be sprayed no closer than a hundred meters from the woman,” jokes American sexologist Marty Klein.

Women as a whole pay much more attention to genital hygiene than men. Of course, there are exceptions in both cases, but here I am referring to general trends. Not every man performs ablutions with soap every day, retracting the foreskin. But for a woman, similar events are familiar, and every self-respecting woman performs them several times a day.

The second necessary condition for effective oral sex should be the experience of the partner who caresses his loved one with his mouth.

Even such a flexible and delicate organ as the tongue can cause not only pleasure, but also pain.

The pressure of the tongue on the erogenous zone should be minimal, light and gentle. Any rudeness or haste, strong pressure or excessive suction will lead to the exact opposite effect - the partner will experience pain, not pleasure, and his (her) arousal will quickly fade away.

Conditions for oral sex: gentle pressure, constant movement and variety of touches.

Two Georgians are solving a crossword puzzle.

- Female genital organ from five letters.

- Vertical or horizontal?

- Horizontally.

- Then mouth.

Joke

Many men don't practice cunnilingus because they don't know how. Some tried it, but it didn’t work, the partner didn’t experience an orgasm, and they abandoned this method of sexual satisfaction, saying, why try it, since the woman doesn’t experience anything.

So, dear men, there are no women who do not experience pleasant sensations during this caress if it is used by a skilled partner.

The prejudice of the stronger sex regarding cunnilingus was influenced by the conservative views of sexually retarded people: they say, sexual intercourse is normal, but oral sex is almost a perversion, and a woman should be satisfied with intercourse if her partner has a normal erection, and if she does not enjoy it, then then frigid. And women themselves sometimes consider themselves sexually inferior if they cannot experience an orgasm during coitus.

The opinion is fundamentally wrong.

I repeat once again that oral sex (cunnilingus and fellatio) is a complete method of sexual satisfaction.

The vast majority of women cannot experience orgasm without additional clitoral stimulation. Previously, female orgasm was divided into clitoral and vaginal, and even now sex therapists traditionally use these terms, but only to emphasize which of the main erogenous zones is most excitable - the vagina or the clitoris. The works of the luminaries of sexology have established that even during coitus - in certain positions and with a certain anatomical structure of the female genital organs - indirect stimulation of the clitoris by the root of the penis is possible. In this case, a woman, if her vagina is excitable, does not require additional stimulation of the clitoris. However, there are few women with such a structure of the genitals, and the sexual positions necessary for such stimulation are not known to all men (see the section “Not boring” sexual positions).

The same goes for women. Some people do not practice fellatio because they believe that sexual intercourse is enough for a man. In general, this is true, but why not diversify the sexual menu? Many people love brown bread, but this does not mean that you need to give up cakes.

There are women who are unable to overcome their aversion to the penis, are negative in advance and become indignant when their partner asks for fellatio. The most important thing here is to overcome your prejudice. I assure you, when you try, you will give up false attitudes.

Giving pleasure is much more pleasant than receiving. And for loving woman God himself ordered to pamper your loved one.

More than once I have heard from my patients: “No way, doctor! I can’t even imagine!” And then it turned out that there was nothing wrong. Moreover, a woman may like it. Some people themselves experience pleasant sensations, while others enjoy giving pleasure to their partner.

I also heard opposite statements: “What a pity I didn’t try this before!” How much we lost because we didn’t know!”

So, until you try it yourself, you shouldn’t be negative in advance.

Here I write mainly for older people. There is no need to persuade young people to have oral sex; they practice it all the time without any complexes or prejudices.

Among my patients were very elderly people who believed that they had long overcome the sting of the flesh. For example, a husband has problems with potency, but the wife has come to terms with it. Or the spouse no longer (as it seems to her) desires to have sex.

Neighbor to neighbor:

- You don’t work anywhere, men come to you. How do you earn your living?

- Oral sex.

- What, what? Are you sucking?

- What is your salary?

- 600 rubles.

- So you suck, and I do oral sex.

Joke

“What sex! - one of my patients told me. - I am grandmother already!" So what? And grandmothers, too, should not deprive themselves of carnal joys. And by the way, when I finally convinced my grandparents to try, they were transformed and looked younger. Even with reduced potency of the spouse and both, it is possible to engage in oral sex.

This is also useful for women who have long gone through menopause. At the same time, the glands of the vestibule do not secrete a sufficient amount of lubricant, the genitals are dry, the mucous membranes become thinner and cracks easily appear, and therefore normal intercourse is painful for a woman. And there are no contraindications for cunnilingus. Even at sixty and later, a woman can experience orgasm. In one of my books, I wrote about a young bisexual man who, for his soul, had sex with men, and for income, with older ladies. And then I received many letters asking: “Dilya Derdovna, please give me the address of this young man...” Is the hint clear, dear women?

From the book Geisha School in 10 simple lessons by Tanaka Eliza

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From the book Sexual Practices of the East. Geisha love art by Tanaka Eliza

CHAPTER 2 Foreplay Only the beginning in love is enchanting - It’s not strange that everyone seeks it again. Prince de Ligne (Translation by I. Nagle) Nature has made us different. Two to three minutes of direct sexual stimulation may be enough for a man to become ready

From the book Sex with a Twist by Enikeeva Dilya

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From the book The Bible of Bitches. The rules real women play by author Shatskaya Evgenia

Preliminary caresses In Japan, like nowhere else in the world, the art of sepun, or translated from Japanese - “the art of kissing and caressing with the tongue,” has become widespread. Japanese courtesans who masterfully mastered this technique could bring their partner to the pinnacle of bliss. Sepun

From the book Where's His Button? by Tina Robbins

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From the book Superorgasm. Pleasure control panel author Nesterova Daria Vladimirovna

Men also love affection. A hot kiss - with a cigarette in the mouth. D.E. Not only a man should caress a woman, but she should caress him too. What is sex without mutual caresses?! Be an altruist too, give your partner the fullness of sensations. He should also feel your touch and

From the author's book

The main thing in sex is affection. A person can deny himself everything, but not sex. D.E. Touching the genitals is the final stage of erotic foreplay and should be carried out only after other erotic caresses. Everything that partners do in

From the author's book

CLITORIC CASES In skillful hands, even the ice will melt. D.E. For most women, the main organ of pleasure, on which it depends whether she will experience an orgasm, is the clitoris. Important erogenous zones are also the labia minora, the vaginal opening and the external opening.

From the author's book

Tantric caresses Tantric caresses are the best example of what foreplay should be like in sexual relationships. In turn, tantric caresses are divided into five phases, for which we need at least an hour and a half: 1. Tender caresses. Begin

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Caresses with the breasts and penis These are some of the most piquant, exciting caresses that bring pleasure to both the giving and receiving partner. After all, when a woman caresses her beloved with her breasts and excited nipples, she thereby additionally stimulates them, becoming excited

From the author's book

Oral sex Oral sex is the most effective method of achieving the peak of pleasure, including super orgasm. There are many methods of satisfying a partner with lips and tongue, as they say, for every taste. Some people like the gentle touch of the tip of their tongue, but

From the author's book

Blindfold caresses Blindfold your partner and caress him with all possible methods until he is aroused to the limit. His sensations will be even more intense if you also tie his hands. Helpless state combined with stimulation of erogenous zones

When the advice in this article does not help:

if you met by chance for one time;
if you are two guys or two girls who want a thrill right now;
if you don’t care what happens after, you don’t plan repetitions and, by and large, you don’t care whether everyone is happy.

Here I will give tips that will help a couple get new sensations and not get burned by it.

Why do you need to add variety to your sex? Passion fades over time, and this is a proven fact. If you've been together for more than three years, you already understand what I'm talking about. My wife and I have been together much longer and still maintain an interest in each other. Trio is one way. This article is for established couples who seek to diversify their sex life. I will talk about my experience from a man's point of view.

I won’t talk here about how to achieve this or persuade your partner. I'm assuming your relationship is fairly open and you talk to each other about your desires. If not, you need to start with something else. Here are articles that will help you:

First experience

The first experience of a trio is a test for any relationship. For the first time, you need to treat each other especially carefully. Let it be known that you are here for each other highest value for you it is your relationship, not the invited participant.

If during the process you see that your partner doesn’t like something, take a break, drag him or her into the bathroom and talk.

Tell me how much you love each other. Relax, calm, inspire - well, you know best what to say to your spouse. And if the discomfort disappears, continue. If not, it’s better to complete it for today. You will still have a chance to try.

If you have not had such experience before, do not rush to invite good friends to your place. If something goes wrong, you risk damaging your relationship with the third party for a long time. If you have the slightest doubt, first practice with a professional. Look at each other's reactions. Upon completion, discuss whether you liked everything, and be sure to show how dear you are to each other. It is very important to understand that your partner values you.

Formats

MFM

The simplest format is MZHM. It is simple in that it is easy to satisfy a woman in this way and the matter almost always ends successfully.

Pros:

1. Two men can satisfy a woman much more fully than one. Four hands, two mouths, two dicks. Double penetration. Double pleasure. One of the most common fantasies for a woman is her and two macho men (or more). A lady feels like a queen, being the focus of attention of two men at once.

2. With some sophistication of at least one of the participants, this method requires almost no preparation. All that is needed from a woman is trust, then everything will work out on its own. Two men will always find something to do with a woman.

Why do you love group sex so much?

Because there is an opportunity to net.
Joke

3. Everyone has heard about multiple orgasms in women. The male body is structured differently. Men need time to recover from ejaculation, and an MFM trio is the perfect option for this. While one is busy with active actions, the second is resting, and vice versa. This way you can ensure a multi-hour continuous extravaganza.

4. There is no danger of microflora transfer. If the invited man wears a condom, then no one will get new germs and fungi. Unlike the ZHMZ format, where security needs to be monitored much more carefully.

Minuses:

1. A woman must trust at least one of the men, and trust justifiably. It is necessary that someone can hear: “Stop, I don’t want that.” Four strong hands in the midst of passion greatly reduce the degree of freedom of the partner, and it is easy to overlook that something is causing her discomfort. For example, in this particular position, it hurts her from his frictions. Moans of pleasure and moans of pain are poorly distinguishable, especially if you don't know each other well. There must be someone who can stop actions that are unpleasant for a woman, change her position or amplitude.

Come on, what are you...
film "Brother-2"

Or, for example, she was not going to have anal sex today. In the heat of the moment, two men can easily insist on their own. This is not coercion, no. After another orgasm, exhausted, the girl may simply not have time or be unable to object. But then she will say: “No, I didn’t want this, it just happened somehow. I was against it, it’s unpleasant for me.” And the impression will be spoiled, and there will be resentment. To avoid this, you should set a safe word.

2. Homophobia is strong in our country. Men need to be aware that they will end up in the same bed with another naked man with an erect penis. And there are no options at all to avoid accidental touches. If you are frightened by the sight of an erect jade rod next to you, if you blush with a suffocating wave when you lightly touch something, refrain from such adventures. The psyche is more expensive.

ZHMZH

The ZHM format is much more complex.

There is a common legend among men that sex with two women is just wow! A charming picture appears before your eyes: two houris dancing, kissing passionately, stroking each other, at times looking invitingly at the man. Having become extremely excited, they call him to their place and, trembling with lust, pounce on him.

Lyosh, if you want, I’ll tell you,
what would it really be like?

No I do not want to.

And everyone wants it.

Come on.
film “What Men Talk About”

Nine out of ten times, either one or both women are immediately unsatisfied and dissatisfied with the party, no matter what they tell you.

There are many reasons:

the man paid less attention to her than she would like;
the man was busy with the second partner for too long, and the first one had time to cool down;
the man got overexcited and came too quickly;
one of the partners turned out to be jealous;
girls began to compare themselves and suffer from their imaginary physical deficiencies and so on.

The main reason is that there was not enough male strength and attention for two at once. There is a way out, and below I will tell you how to organize a trio of FFM and satisfy both.

Pros:

1. That's very beautiful. The sight of two naked women in the same bed is a delightful sight. Men, with rare exceptions, find lesbian erotica exciting. No wonder this is one of the most popular stories in the porn industry. Most women like it too.

2. The FFM format allows you to reveal female sexuality. According to statistics, more than 70% of women are bisexual or would like to try it. Not all of them are ready to admit this even to themselves, and of these 70%, a significant part will never get this experience. A FFM trio is a great and safe way to explore this area of your sexuality.

Minuses:

1. Easy to mess up. I described the reasons above. The man will have to give his all to satisfy both. This is really difficult, and all three risk remaining dissatisfied.

In addition, women are more sensitive than men to notice any nuances in the mood of the entire trio and react to it. One bad joke - and the temperature of excitement drops by ten or two degrees. Or, for example, a woman usually drinks semi-sweet, and you bought brut.

And women are more shy of each other than men. “Oh no, she will see my extra pounds on my hips, horror, quickly turn off the light!” FFM is a fragile system.

2. Taking into account the first point, it is necessary to prepare for such a meeting in advance. If partners don’t know each other well, you need to get to know each other better. Find out your taste preferences. Make sure that the invited girl is not afraid and trusts you. Once again, telling your woman how much you love her is never superfluous. Make sure that your woman does not see the invitee as a threat. And other little things, about them below.

3. In the ZHM format, increased security measures must be observed. You can transfer vaginal microflora from one woman to another not only with your penis, but also with your fingers, lips and other parts of the body. Here you are caressing the vagina of one of them with your fingers. Now, before you do another one, you need to wash your hands or otherwise treat them.

4. Among women there is a significant percentage of those who do not accept sex or even just erotic games with a person of the same sex. And if you have such a girl (or both) as a couple, they won’t like it. You can try: suddenly their interest will awaken. Sometimes this happens, but hardly the first time.

How to organize a meeting of women and men's women so that everyone is satisfied and wants more?

To satisfy two women alone, a man needs to be a sex giant. In our age of poor ecology, there are vanishingly few of these. But there is another way: collaboration.

A high-quality format of FFM is a team game, when two partners engage in a third.

Start with the invited girl. Together with your regular partner, give her all your attention. Then, after climax and rest, switch roles and engage with your woman, again together.

You are lucky if the partners in your trio have bisexual tendencies. Then they will embrace the idea of caressing another participant together with a bang. But what if they are strictly hetero?

To help you and yourself not be left idle, they do not need to depict lesbian porn, perform cunnilingus or squeeze breasts. You don't even have to kiss. Enough harmless stroking on the back, stomach, legs. Kisses the neck, shoulders and ears. Caress the head and hair. Even just a hug, looking into her eyes and smiling encouragingly while the man fully caresses her. Believe me, this turns on all three of them, even in the case of one hundred percent heterosexuality.

This method increases the likelihood of success by an order of magnitude. To do this, your partner, or better yet, both girls, must understand and accept it.

There are a few important points that should be taken into account when planning. Your first meeting will probably go completely differently than you imagined. But still, something can be foreseen.

1. The most important thing: all three must like each other. If at least one participant has unpleasant feelings for any other, sex will only aggravate them. This combination won't work. Stop and start looking for a partner again.

2. To stop an orgy that has gone too far, establish a safe word with your regular partner. Anyone who hears it must stop the action immediately. In what situations this is necessary, I described above.

4. It is better to meet on neutral territory. An invited partner - a girl or a man - will feel constrained in the owners' apartment in any case. Unless you have a large country house with a bathhouse and a guest bedroom. In the owner's apartment, a tactful person will be bound by the norms of guest behavior, but in a rented apartment or hotel room everyone is equal. On neutral territory it will be easier for you to relax.

A rented apartment with good finishing is best. Then the hammam. According to some girls, the good thing about a sauna is that if suddenly an awkward pause occurs in a conversation, it can always be filled with the words “Let’s go to the pool!”

At worst - a hotel room. Not everyone will like to go into a room with three of them in front of security. The worst option is a destroyed Khrushchev building. Don't even consider it.

If you have the opportunity, make sure the room is clean in advance. Bring your slippers. Dirty floors and dust on furniture are a sure way to ruin the first impression of an evening that has not yet begun.

5. Provide a romantic atmosphere. Soft music, candles, flowers, chocolate, twilight. This is important for a woman, even when it's just the two of you. And in such a sensitive matter as a trio, romance is three times important.

If you are not sure that everyone involved likes scented candles, do not use them, use regular ones. Some people find their smell unpleasant.

You can choose the music yourself or take one of the specialized podcasts, for example Sexy Lounge.

6. I've heard advice to start the evening by watching porn. From my point of view, this is doubtful and highly depends on the preferences of the partners. Decide for yourself.

7. Stock up on fruit, water and light snacks. For some, light snacks are half a banana, for others, half a grilled chicken. Everything is relative, so it’s worth finding out in advance who prefers what kind of snack and what kind of alcohol. It is better to eat less and lighter food and alcohol. Avoid strong alcohol. Water is a must!

8. Stock up on lubricants and contraceptives in sufficient quantities. Prepare disinfectants such as Miramistin. It can be used to treat a man’s hands during the action, if you have fatty breast cancer, and the genitals after. Here are comprehensive instructions on how to use it.

I told you about my experience. If you want to add or clarify something, write a comment on this article, I will definitely read and respond.

Good luck to you and keep going!

If you ask your man what his greatest sexual fantasy is, he will most likely answer that it is sex with two girls. What man doesn’t dream of being between two sexy beauties, hugging him from both sides in a huge bed and promising a hot night of love. It’s simple - men are polygamous by nature, and the more “chanterelles” this important and proud male finds in the nearest undergrowth, the happier his libido will be. But the irrepressible male fantasy does not stop there. Oddly enough, even more often representatives of the stronger sex fantasize about... a second man in the bed of their beloved. In the book “What Men Are Silent About,” this fantasy is given a special place - the “polynomial principle.” Sooner or later, every woman during sex discovers a treacherously invading male finger in her mouth. Or during oral sex, your partner tries to reach your other “cherished places” with his fingers. This happens because a man dreams of having several members at once in order to occupy all the “free zones” of the opposite sex.

Danger 2: Bolivar can't handle two people

Do you think that your lover dreams day and night about how to drag you, your girlfriend, your downstairs neighbor and your son’s young teacher into a web of sheets? Preferably at the same time? If you ask him, and he answers you the same thing, generously flavored with erotic details and dreamily rolling his eyes, this is a big patriarchal myth. He wants to convince you, and first of all himself, that he is all about an “alpha male” who can satisfy several “females” in one approach. But in fact, every reasonable man understands that “triple mode” is a huge stress, and he barely “survives” until your orgasm every time, begging for mercy. As a result, some of you will clearly crawl out of bed dissatisfied, while others will be completely disappointed in their “male strength” and humiliated. It’s good if this does not affect your future sex life, otherwise potency stimulants will become the main item on your shopping list for a long time.

Danger 3. Doctor, is it contagious?

Hygiene isn't the sexiest topic of conversation, and neither are sexually transmitted diseases. I'm not a strict nurse antenatal clinic, but as a sex specialist I am forced to fulfill my professional duty: you are taking a risk. And not only for your own and your partner’s health, but also for your own reproductive well-being: using barrier contraceptives in conditions of “multitasking” is not very convenient. Therefore, if you don’t want your sex to resemble the Formula 1 track, in which assistants with stunned eyes change spare parts for your Mustangs, you shouldn’t even start this.

Danger 4. Beware, competitors!

When inviting another person, sexy and attractive, into bed, there is always a risk that one of the established couple will sympathize with him more than with his “old” lover. Or even in spite of folk wisdom about “an old friend who is better than the new two,” will go off to sing serenades under the window to a new passion, drawing all three partners into a psychological trap of guilt, jealousy and disappointment. Therefore, if your relationship is not that strong, and you and your lover are not hippies or long-time supporters of polyamory, then it is better not to take risks.

If this list of “contraindications” still hasn’t discouraged you from wanting to diversify your sex life, then you can do it “safely” by creating an imitation of a “triple somersault”.

Method number 1. Toys

The easiest way to feel someone's “invisible presence” and create the effect of a “third person” in bed is to use toys. You can thus recreate almost any “step” that is only available for a threesome. For example, the problem of “double penetration” can be easily solved by a shared vibration massager like We-Vibe. Moreover, not only you, but also your partner will enjoy it. The vibration will give him an unforgettable sensation from the process, and you will feel pleasant fullness in all places at once. You can create the effect of an “unfamiliar womb” for your lover using the Tenga silicone masturbator with ribs that will give him additional sensations. Pour heated lubricant inside and start caressing his dignity through the silicone toy. For a 100% effect, blindfold him with tape or put on a blindfold.

Method number 2. Role-playing games

Most often, the desire to see someone new in bed arises because sex with a regular partner has become boring and you want new experiences. He already knows every mole you have and every pose you will take. This “fatigue” can be removed with the help of special costumes and new images in sex. Wear a mask or any erotic costume that he does not expect to see you in. You can use a wig and cosmetics to “reincarnate” as much as possible. Just for God's sake, don't wear a Spider-Man or Alien costume, he won't appreciate such a fantasy. It’s better to start with the “classics”: nurse, Santa, maid.

Method number 3. Unfamiliar distances

In addition to a new look, sex that you have never tried before can help your sexual relationship “reboot.” If you have blushed bashfully ever since your marriage at the thought that you could use your mouth for intimate caresses, it’s time to surprise your partner with “deep throat.” Or, inspired by the saga of 50 shades, arrange an easy role-playing session. Maybe the thought of a third wheel will not enter your gentleman’s head for a long time if you spank him thoroughly.

1. And your mom too

Director: Alfonso Cuaron

Two guys meet a girl and invite her to go on a trip together. It would seem that the theme is to sleep and run away, leaving the audience the opportunity to sympathize with the heroes or be surprised at their youth and recklessness. But instead, the creators paint a very multifaceted realistic canvas with dirt, political squabbles, complex feelings and vague hopes. The picture will appeal to those who like to philosophize and complain about the imperfections of the world around them, writes depo.ua.

2. Gloomy Sunday

Director: Rolf Schuebel

Two men fall in love with the same waitress, but the girl can't quite figure out what she wants from life. The beauty inspires one of them to write a song, which becomes the sad leitmotif of many lives. The action takes place in Hungary on the eve of World War II - viewers are drawn into a depressing and at the same time exciting world of sensuality and hopelessness.

3. Particularly dangerous

Director: Oliver Stone

Two guys sell marijuana and share the love of one girl without any problems. But their profitable business attracts the attention of the leaders of the local mafia. A common lover is an ideal way to force heroes to submit to someone else's will. The girl is kidnapped, and the guys have to find a way to get their beloved back. The action-packed action film looks quite easy, the actors delight with their talented performances, but the film does not indulge in an abundance of meanings.

4. Dreamers

Director: Bernardo Bertolucci

A young American meets a French couple. Despite the fact that the guy and girl are brother and sister, they are not afraid to indulge in lovemaking. It doesn't come down to incest, but even this form of relationship shocks the main character at first. However, then the world of art, tenderness, and bold thoughts draws the guy into its networks. All three escape reality, their universe is beautiful and almost ideal. However, a revolution begins to rage outside the windows... It becomes increasingly difficult to hide in the shell of rose-colored dreams.

5. Sketches for three

Director: Salvador Garcia Ruiz

The main characters are young and talented. All three are students of the art academy. And it just so happened that two guys love the same girl. At first, the characters give free rein to their passions without making a problem out of their non-standard relationship. After all, art and free love are a completely tasty and inspirational cocktail. But human nature takes over - the thirst for property destroys the idyll.

6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Director: Woody Allen

A colorful and light film by the legendary director tells about a difficult but beautiful relationship. Two friends fall in love with a temperamental artist. One of them begins to actively flirt with the man, but the other takes the initiative. And everything would be fine, but the artist’s eccentric wife appears on the horizon. Instead of driving away her husband and his mistress, the girl becomes an active participant in their romance.

7. The beauty of vice

Director: Zhivko Nikolic

A married girl from a traditional family, by the will of fate, gets a job as a waitress on a nudist beach. The sight of nudity and caresses of vacationers shocks at first, and then begins to attract. The climax of the story is passionate and beautiful love three of us. But a jealous husband is waiting at home, and according to the traditions of her circle, it is customary to kill for treason. A beautiful and at the same time tragic story allows viewers to draw their own conclusions, choosing between freedom and dogma.

8. Threesome love

Director: Tom Tykwer

The heroes live in a civil marriage, but over time the relationship begins to crack. Then a third appears in the lives of both - a man with whom both she and... he enter into an erotic relationship. The not-so-standard love triangle is peppered with intelligent conversations. The creators of the film offer viewers a new look at the forms of relationships between people accepted in traditional society. 10. On the road

Director: Walter Salles

The main character strives to learn about life from different sides. He meets a married couple who prefer creativity, psychedelic substances and travel to routine. The whole trio will have an exciting trip, getting into trouble with the law, thinking about the meaning of life and indulging in love. Moral dogmas fade into the background - after all, on the road you can, for example, sit three naked in the front seat and caress each other. However, the illusory paradise does not last long - life forces the heroes who have played with dissidence to return to reality.